Kenneth Cockhander
@jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social
I fear that when I die, I'll have the jingle from Gator Golf stuck in my head. Gator Golf give it a whack, Gator Golf, he'll throw it right back. Gator Golf. What could be greater than playing a game of golf with a Gator?
Trump's administration only takes Kirk's death seriously - when they are on camera
September 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Trump's administration only takes Kirk's death seriously - when they are on camera
Wasn't it cool how seven million stayed home in 2024 to spite the Democrats for doing nothing for them and promising nothing? Now that the Red Reich Republicans are successfully isolating the Trans they're going for the gays; now that they've won against immigrants, they're going for black people
August 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Wasn't it cool how seven million stayed home in 2024 to spite the Democrats for doing nothing for them and promising nothing? Now that the Red Reich Republicans are successfully isolating the Trans they're going for the gays; now that they've won against immigrants, they're going for black people
The Democratic Party is permanently out of power and can never win again. One reason: Our opponent will do anything, fight anywhere, and destroy anyone to keep or gain power; we won't use everything, we have certain places we won't go, we can't fight them without first fighting each other
July 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The Democratic Party is permanently out of power and can never win again. One reason: Our opponent will do anything, fight anywhere, and destroy anyone to keep or gain power; we won't use everything, we have certain places we won't go, we can't fight them without first fighting each other
Desecration avoided. Anime fans have had enough of Hollywood making shoestring budgeted CGI garbage out of classics that have always deserved respect as art
June 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Desecration avoided. Anime fans have had enough of Hollywood making shoestring budgeted CGI garbage out of classics that have always deserved respect as art
Next time you feel as if your self-doubt is unjustified, just remember, somewhere there's a journalist, who presumably never heard of social anxiety, and without any self-doubt reinvented it.
June 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Next time you feel as if your self-doubt is unjustified, just remember, somewhere there's a journalist, who presumably never heard of social anxiety, and without any self-doubt reinvented it.
They called me crazy when I started researching a way to refine Kirkland Hydrocortisone cream into drugs that will help me fight Judge Dredd, but they are literally building the mega cities on top of costcos already
May 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
They called me crazy when I started researching a way to refine Kirkland Hydrocortisone cream into drugs that will help me fight Judge Dredd, but they are literally building the mega cities on top of costcos already
Jack Black voice acts for chubby characters that look like him and are obsessed romantically with members of another species. Is Jack Black trying to tell us something, or is there some conspiracy to out him as a weirdo?
May 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Jack Black voice acts for chubby characters that look like him and are obsessed romantically with members of another species. Is Jack Black trying to tell us something, or is there some conspiracy to out him as a weirdo?
215 - 214, those two think, "If I could just not be there, the bill will pass, and the Republicans can at least keep two seats in 26". That'll be the only two seats the Republicans will have in Congress
May 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
215 - 214, those two think, "If I could just not be there, the bill will pass, and the Republicans can at least keep two seats in 26". That'll be the only two seats the Republicans will have in Congress
Aside from buying politicians, yachts, king-sized estates, and vacations to countries where the age of consent laws don't exist - - billionaires can buy history too. The word "ridiculous" can't pull enough weight to describe these billionaires
May 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Aside from buying politicians, yachts, king-sized estates, and vacations to countries where the age of consent laws don't exist - - billionaires can buy history too. The word "ridiculous" can't pull enough weight to describe these billionaires
A Pope named Leo the XlllV will put a lot of things over America; the Vatican, God, crackers and wine - but a president? A Pope named Leo the XlllV don't do shit for a president. That sounds like Republicans expected some fascist shit to me
May 10, 2025 at 9:25 AM
A Pope named Leo the XlllV will put a lot of things over America; the Vatican, God, crackers and wine - but a president? A Pope named Leo the XlllV don't do shit for a president. That sounds like Republicans expected some fascist shit to me
Calling it
He's reducing manned personal and pouring funding into autonomous and piloted drones, with automated stationary defense systems being secretly dark money funded.
Robots will fire on citizens of the United States, but our real soldiers might not obey those orders.
He's reducing manned personal and pouring funding into autonomous and piloted drones, with automated stationary defense systems being secretly dark money funded.
Robots will fire on citizens of the United States, but our real soldiers might not obey those orders.
May 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Calling it
He's reducing manned personal and pouring funding into autonomous and piloted drones, with automated stationary defense systems being secretly dark money funded.
Robots will fire on citizens of the United States, but our real soldiers might not obey those orders.
He's reducing manned personal and pouring funding into autonomous and piloted drones, with automated stationary defense systems being secretly dark money funded.
Robots will fire on citizens of the United States, but our real soldiers might not obey those orders.
Do they think about the things they say, or are they so convinced of their absolute power?
May 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Do they think about the things they say, or are they so convinced of their absolute power?
