Kenneth Cockhander
@jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social
I fear that when I die, I'll have the jingle from Gator Golf stuck in my head. Gator Golf give it a whack, Gator Golf, he'll throw it right back. Gator Golf. What could be greater than playing a game of golf with a Gator?
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We have three different moderates, moderator moderates, compromising middle seekers, and centrist. Moderator moderates are bureaucrats. Compromising middle seekers are easily fooled into defending half of a completely evil proposal. Centrists believe the other side of the sun is less bright
Becoming a wise millennial means realizing you've never hated Creed for converting to an ultra Christian rock band, you've only hated how Creed inadvertently created the permission structure for so many mediocre rock bands to rebrand as Christian rock bands instead of putting in the work to be good.
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Becoming a wise millennial means realizing you've never hated Creed for converting to an ultra Christian rock band, you've only hated how Creed inadvertently created the permission structure for so many mediocre rock bands to rebrand as Christian rock bands instead of putting in the work to be good.
Anyone on Facebook clearly is uncomfortable with the Ai bot love affair. Does Trump fund Zuckerberg or does Zuck let this Ai trash propaganda propagate for free?
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Anyone on Facebook clearly is uncomfortable with the Ai bot love affair. Does Trump fund Zuckerberg or does Zuck let this Ai trash propaganda propagate for free?
What crime did the turkey commit?
Oh, first degree Gobblery, a very fowl offense indeed
Oh, first degree Gobblery, a very fowl offense indeed
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
What crime did the turkey commit?
Oh, first degree Gobblery, a very fowl offense indeed
Oh, first degree Gobblery, a very fowl offense indeed
Killing the wealth will destroy society, true, consider that a society that can't protect children from billionaire pedophiles - is already destroyed; we are slaves under a feudal lawless inheritor'ship
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Killing the wealth will destroy society, true, consider that a society that can't protect children from billionaire pedophiles - is already destroyed; we are slaves under a feudal lawless inheritor'ship
Even if provided that what Trump said about Epstein in last night's screech were "true" - that would mean he was using blackmail. He had no way of coming out of the Epstein PDFiles as a clean man. He definitely 7ucked kids but had he just NOT arrested Epstein this underage hole thing would have died
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Even if provided that what Trump said about Epstein in last night's screech were "true" - that would mean he was using blackmail. He had no way of coming out of the Epstein PDFiles as a clean man. He definitely 7ucked kids but had he just NOT arrested Epstein this underage hole thing would have died
So right before Epstein got arrested for pedophilia in the early 2000s Trump screwed Epstein out of tens of millions in a real-estate deal in Florida. Epstein suspected Trump had rolled on him which was true, beginning their feud. Republicans want this to be seen as some noble act
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 AM
So right before Epstein got arrested for pedophilia in the early 2000s Trump screwed Epstein out of tens of millions in a real-estate deal in Florida. Epstein suspected Trump had rolled on him which was true, beginning their feud. Republicans want this to be seen as some noble act
Id be really pissed if Trump was more ashamed of his bisexuality than his pedophilia
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Id be really pissed if Trump was more ashamed of his bisexuality than his pedophilia
Why was i not able to post or sign in for a couple of weeks? BTW Facebook has become nothing but mindless zuckbots shilling the Trump propaganda algorithm that has convinced me that critical thinking is losing to "just believe me bro"
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Why was i not able to post or sign in for a couple of weeks? BTW Facebook has become nothing but mindless zuckbots shilling the Trump propaganda algorithm that has convinced me that critical thinking is losing to "just believe me bro"
In honor of that time, Columbus hit the longest vertical continuous land mass with a boat, I have imagined a question. Why did the English accept that potatoes were food? Eat a raw or boiled potato and think about what had to happen to convince Brits that a fat dirty chalky root should be eaten
October 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
In honor of that time, Columbus hit the longest vertical continuous land mass with a boat, I have imagined a question. Why did the English accept that potatoes were food? Eat a raw or boiled potato and think about what had to happen to convince Brits that a fat dirty chalky root should be eaten
Bee Movie 3, but it's not about bees at all; instead, it's two twinks in a cocaine submarine and one of them is hard gay and gets really horny when on cocaine - one of the cocaine bags is leaking- gay rape becomes gay sex, things get weird, they are attacked by aquatic inbred underwater hicks
October 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Bee Movie 3, but it's not about bees at all; instead, it's two twinks in a cocaine submarine and one of them is hard gay and gets really horny when on cocaine - one of the cocaine bags is leaking- gay rape becomes gay sex, things get weird, they are attacked by aquatic inbred underwater hicks
Trump's media assault will sure up his control over the Republican key demographic. We are being cooked greasy
September 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Trump's media assault will sure up his control over the Republican key demographic. We are being cooked greasy
Politically speaking- it's better for the Democratic strategic position to have an explanation as to why a candidate is disliked than to have no explanation at all. Mystery is good; the unexplainable is bad - someone has to know enough to plan forward. Get it?
September 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Politically speaking- it's better for the Democratic strategic position to have an explanation as to why a candidate is disliked than to have no explanation at all. Mystery is good; the unexplainable is bad - someone has to know enough to plan forward. Get it?
The same people who want to stop homelessness by lethal injection are demanding the entire Democratic party apologize for Charlie Kirk's murder?
September 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The same people who want to stop homelessness by lethal injection are demanding the entire Democratic party apologize for Charlie Kirk's murder?
The Republicans on Facebook are posting blatantly racist memes, supporting certain kinds of pedophilia, and elevating Charlie Kirk to Apostle. If only "local marketplace" wasn't so good, I'd happily delete Facebook
September 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The Republicans on Facebook are posting blatantly racist memes, supporting certain kinds of pedophilia, and elevating Charlie Kirk to Apostle. If only "local marketplace" wasn't so good, I'd happily delete Facebook
Trump hating criminals is like Pete Buttigieg being homophobic
Pete Buttigieg is great btw
Pete Buttigieg is great btw
August 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Trump hating criminals is like Pete Buttigieg being homophobic
Pete Buttigieg is great btw
Pete Buttigieg is great btw
Wasn't it cool how seven million stayed home in 2024 to spite the Democrats for doing nothing for them and promising nothing? Now that the Red Reich Republicans are successfully isolating the Trans they're going for the gays; now that they've won against immigrants, they're going for black people
August 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Wasn't it cool how seven million stayed home in 2024 to spite the Democrats for doing nothing for them and promising nothing? Now that the Red Reich Republicans are successfully isolating the Trans they're going for the gays; now that they've won against immigrants, they're going for black people
From The Functional Melancholic: "Poverty (in America now) is a game of Russian Roulette where the participants are born to be forced to play and when they inevitably lose everyone blames the poor bastards trigger discipline"
August 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
From The Functional Melancholic: "Poverty (in America now) is a game of Russian Roulette where the participants are born to be forced to play and when they inevitably lose everyone blames the poor bastards trigger discipline"
Finding out that every other guy has already had the idea of using boner chewables and anti-depression meds to become a male prostitute to less desirable people has crushed my EGO.
August 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Finding out that every other guy has already had the idea of using boner chewables and anti-depression meds to become a male prostitute to less desirable people has crushed my EGO.