These are the only ones I like, and it's a crime that they are not more readily available

So they're also the hard, plastic ones? Or you mean they don't look any different than these these short, but girthy twizzlers?
(Sorry if my question doesn't make sense I'm high and Google isn't helping)

They are strawberry- but aren't the long, plasticky ones also strawberry?

We're driving with our buttholes now, dude

Literally the worst company ever. Pure fucking evil.