Jam Jam
@jamjamphx.bsky.social
More shitty than witty. Bad opinions, worse jokes. I yell about soccer and life.
Why are regular Twizzlers so nasty, but these
mini ones for Halloween are goddamn delicious?
Why can't we have the good Twizzlers all year long???
mini ones for Halloween are goddamn delicious?
Why can't we have the good Twizzlers all year long???
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Why are regular Twizzlers so nasty, but these
mini ones for Halloween are goddamn delicious?
Why can't we have the good Twizzlers all year long???
mini ones for Halloween are goddamn delicious?
Why can't we have the good Twizzlers all year long???
I was here for 2 full days. All I wanted was a good storm, and apparently willed the biggest haboob since 2011 into existence.
Well worth the 90 min flight delay this am due to the airport getting wrecked last night lol.
Well worth the 90 min flight delay this am due to the airport getting wrecked last night lol.
August 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I was here for 2 full days. All I wanted was a good storm, and apparently willed the biggest haboob since 2011 into existence.
Well worth the 90 min flight delay this am due to the airport getting wrecked last night lol.
Well worth the 90 min flight delay this am due to the airport getting wrecked last night lol.
Update: mimosa party is on
July 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Update: mimosa party is on
Bananaball was pretty cool, y'all.
June 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Bananaball was pretty cool, y'all.
Seeing friends from home in random cities we happen to all be in is the best
June 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Seeing friends from home in random cities we happen to all be in is the best
post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June
June 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June
Should this be my new tinder photo?
June 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Should this be my new tinder photo?
Asked ChatGPT to roast me... And give me a compliment. Tbh I think it has a crush on me because it's the least brutal roast I've seen.
Pretty accurate tho.
Pretty accurate tho.
May 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Asked ChatGPT to roast me... And give me a compliment. Tbh I think it has a crush on me because it's the least brutal roast I've seen.
Pretty accurate tho.
Pretty accurate tho.
Sometimes you walk into a bar and surprise the fuck out friends you haven't seen in 5 years.
April 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Sometimes you walk into a bar and surprise the fuck out friends you haven't seen in 5 years.
Outside of soccer, it's quite active and entertaining. Here's a sample from my feed this morning for your enjoyment.
April 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Outside of soccer, it's quite active and entertaining. Here's a sample from my feed this morning for your enjoyment.
We ain't playing no dong pong in here!
(I now own the best koozies ever)
(I now own the best koozies ever)
March 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
We ain't playing no dong pong in here!
(I now own the best koozies ever)
(I now own the best koozies ever)
Me in the national security group chat:
March 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Me in the national security group chat:
