Jamie Moffatt
@jamiemoffattmusic.bsky.social
Profile pic by @lambchop_is_ok on twt. Singer, composer, producer, leftist etc. currently living on unceded Ngadjuri land. (they/them).
Reminded of one of your other bangers
“DJs aren’t real musicians, they just push buttons and music comes out”
Pianists:
Pianists:
July 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Reminded of one of your other bangers
“voters never have any responsibility” is such a braindead take. You’re not ants waiting for the right voting pheromones; you’re humans who make choices which (often times I am told) have consequences. Blame isn’t absolute. It can be shared. If you stayed home in a swing state you fucking share it.
April 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“voters never have any responsibility” is such a braindead take. You’re not ants waiting for the right voting pheromones; you’re humans who make choices which (often times I am told) have consequences. Blame isn’t absolute. It can be shared. If you stayed home in a swing state you fucking share it.
Disney!Who
Like Davies Who 1, but the scripts are 10 minutes shorter. Most of what’s been cut is valuable character work that could have made us invested in what’s going on. It’s not bad, but some of the magic has been lost. But the effects on the cuddle monster are *amazing*.
Like Davies Who 1, but the scripts are 10 minutes shorter. Most of what’s been cut is valuable character work that could have made us invested in what’s going on. It’s not bad, but some of the magic has been lost. But the effects on the cuddle monster are *amazing*.
April 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Disney!Who
Like Davies Who 1, but the scripts are 10 minutes shorter. Most of what’s been cut is valuable character work that could have made us invested in what’s going on. It’s not bad, but some of the magic has been lost. But the effects on the cuddle monster are *amazing*.
Like Davies Who 1, but the scripts are 10 minutes shorter. Most of what’s been cut is valuable character work that could have made us invested in what’s going on. It’s not bad, but some of the magic has been lost. But the effects on the cuddle monster are *amazing*.
Chibnall!Who:
13: Oh Brilliant! I always loved the Cuddle Monster!
CM: 30 seconds until detonation.
Random civilian: sacrifices self to save the Doctor. 13 lets them for some reason?
The utterly replaceable, interchangeable “fam”: you’re the best person I know, Doctor!
13: Oh Brilliant! I always loved the Cuddle Monster!
CM: 30 seconds until detonation.
Random civilian: sacrifices self to save the Doctor. 13 lets them for some reason?
The utterly replaceable, interchangeable “fam”: you’re the best person I know, Doctor!
April 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Chibnall!Who:
13: Oh Brilliant! I always loved the Cuddle Monster!
CM: 30 seconds until detonation.
Random civilian: sacrifices self to save the Doctor. 13 lets them for some reason?
The utterly replaceable, interchangeable “fam”: you’re the best person I know, Doctor!
13: Oh Brilliant! I always loved the Cuddle Monster!
CM: 30 seconds until detonation.
Random civilian: sacrifices self to save the Doctor. 13 lets them for some reason?
The utterly replaceable, interchangeable “fam”: you’re the best person I know, Doctor!
Moffat!Who:
“Clara, have you noticed that every culture has the same story of The Cuddle Monster? What if it’s not just a story? Strap in. We’re going further than we’ve ever gone before…” After 45 minutes we never see the cuddle monster, but it *might* be out there… 5 BAFTAS
“Clara, have you noticed that every culture has the same story of The Cuddle Monster? What if it’s not just a story? Strap in. We’re going further than we’ve ever gone before…” After 45 minutes we never see the cuddle monster, but it *might* be out there… 5 BAFTAS
April 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Moffat!Who:
“Clara, have you noticed that every culture has the same story of The Cuddle Monster? What if it’s not just a story? Strap in. We’re going further than we’ve ever gone before…” After 45 minutes we never see the cuddle monster, but it *might* be out there… 5 BAFTAS
“Clara, have you noticed that every culture has the same story of The Cuddle Monster? What if it’s not just a story? Strap in. We’re going further than we’ve ever gone before…” After 45 minutes we never see the cuddle monster, but it *might* be out there… 5 BAFTAS
Davies!Who:
Mum: *with regional accent* here comes the cuddle monster!
Baby: *happy gurgles*
Monster off screen: rustling noise
Mum: *eyes going wide* no… it can’t be! NOOOOO!
Ooooeeeeoooooo etc.
Mum: *with regional accent* here comes the cuddle monster!
Baby: *happy gurgles*
Monster off screen: rustling noise
Mum: *eyes going wide* no… it can’t be! NOOOOO!
Ooooeeeeoooooo etc.
April 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Davies!Who:
Mum: *with regional accent* here comes the cuddle monster!
Baby: *happy gurgles*
Monster off screen: rustling noise
Mum: *eyes going wide* no… it can’t be! NOOOOO!
Ooooeeeeoooooo etc.
Mum: *with regional accent* here comes the cuddle monster!
Baby: *happy gurgles*
Monster off screen: rustling noise
Mum: *eyes going wide* no… it can’t be! NOOOOO!
Ooooeeeeoooooo etc.
Something something reject modernity embrace tradition something something
January 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Something something reject modernity embrace tradition something something
I think I’ve got my DMs set up so you can, but if you run into trouble, hit me up for an email address.
January 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I think I’ve got my DMs set up so you can, but if you run into trouble, hit me up for an email address.
*every last inch* of him is covered with hair, doncha know.
January 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
*every last inch* of him is covered with hair, doncha know.
You mentioned on TF you’d run into trouble securing a venue & that’s why you’re not touring Adelaide when you come to Aus. I’m a producer here who came to your last ADL show who might be able to help solve that problem. Feel free to reach out either for this tour or if it crops up in future.
January 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You mentioned on TF you’d run into trouble securing a venue & that’s why you’re not touring Adelaide when you come to Aus. I’m a producer here who came to your last ADL show who might be able to help solve that problem. Feel free to reach out either for this tour or if it crops up in future.
Pride and Prejudice
HARD ❌
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of good fortune, must be in want of a wife
EASY ✅
first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women
HARD ❌
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of good fortune, must be in want of a wife
EASY ✅
first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women
December 24, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Pride and Prejudice
HARD ❌
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of good fortune, must be in want of a wife
EASY ✅
first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women
HARD ❌
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of good fortune, must be in want of a wife
EASY ✅
first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women