@jamieallerton.bsky.social
Glad to see he’s taking Pride month seriously
June 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Glad to see he’s taking Pride month seriously
Sad to see my spirit animal is actually real and is being hassled by the fuzz
May 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Sad to see my spirit animal is actually real and is being hassled by the fuzz
Trying to be straight when Michael B Jordan is playing twins in Sinners
April 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Trying to be straight when Michael B Jordan is playing twins in Sinners
Men who are convinced they are straight, watch Val Kilmer in Willow and then come back to me with your semi tucked into your waistband
April 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Men who are convinced they are straight, watch Val Kilmer in Willow and then come back to me with your semi tucked into your waistband
Hangover is hitting heavy today:
March 29, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Hangover is hitting heavy today:
Handing the bag back at a 4am afters
March 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Handing the bag back at a 4am afters
Hi London, Jamie here respectfully insisting that you go fuck yourself.
March 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Hi London, Jamie here respectfully insisting that you go fuck yourself.
His greatest challenge yet, undoing the strap without looking
February 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
His greatest challenge yet, undoing the strap without looking
I really hope Elmo is Drake’s favourite muppet
February 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I really hope Elmo is Drake’s favourite muppet
What’s the best movie quote to shout during sex? For me it’s all 3 minutes 32 seconds of Quint’s Indianapolis speech from Jaws.
January 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
What’s the best movie quote to shout during sex? For me it’s all 3 minutes 32 seconds of Quint’s Indianapolis speech from Jaws.
I see your dad’s worked up the courage to check his outgoing texts from last night
January 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I see your dad’s worked up the courage to check his outgoing texts from last night
Well I’ll always remember that magical moment behind the Betfred in Bootle Strand even if you don’t give a shit Cher.
January 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Well I’ll always remember that magical moment behind the Betfred in Bootle Strand even if you don’t give a shit Cher.
Call me a cynic but the first red flag that this Nosferatu fella was a bit dodge would be when he sends a driverless carriage to pick me up. I personally would not let him knob my wife soz for being woke
January 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Call me a cynic but the first red flag that this Nosferatu fella was a bit dodge would be when he sends a driverless carriage to pick me up. I personally would not let him knob my wife soz for being woke
If you like seeing people having a fever dream in bed then baby Nosferatu is the movie for you
January 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you like seeing people having a fever dream in bed then baby Nosferatu is the movie for you
Having admired his work for years, very sad to find out Jeremy Strong is a hat guy in real life
December 19, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Having admired his work for years, very sad to find out Jeremy Strong is a hat guy in real life
I’m sorry that song was called what?
December 9, 2024 at 11:09 AM
I’m sorry that song was called what?
Fuck this fucking knot I hope it dies infront of its knot children and nobody goes to its knot funeral
December 8, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Fuck this fucking knot I hope it dies infront of its knot children and nobody goes to its knot funeral
No it’s actually Mr Jamie Allerton
December 1, 2024 at 10:43 PM
No it’s actually Mr Jamie Allerton
Every day the case for our annihilation as a species balloons in evidence
November 26, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Every day the case for our annihilation as a species balloons in evidence
I know she’s not for everyone’s tastes but I really admire the choices Ariana Grande made for @letterboxd top 4 at the Wicked premiere
November 22, 2024 at 10:04 AM
I know she’s not for everyone’s tastes but I really admire the choices Ariana Grande made for @letterboxd top 4 at the Wicked premiere
You only get to do your first post once, make it important
November 19, 2024 at 1:32 PM
You only get to do your first post once, make it important