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In 20 years time Josh Gad being in Wicked will be a Mandela effect, but £50 on it.
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
In 20 years time Josh Gad being in Wicked will be a Mandela effect, but £50 on it.
Been in the office 2 mins already smashed out a “must be nice for umbrella manufacturers” and “well it’s good for the flowers”, got a “you wouldn’t think it was August” locked and loaded. Office small talk let’s fucking gooooo
August 29, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Been in the office 2 mins already smashed out a “must be nice for umbrella manufacturers” and “well it’s good for the flowers”, got a “you wouldn’t think it was August” locked and loaded. Office small talk let’s fucking gooooo
Glad to see he’s taking Pride month seriously
June 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Glad to see he’s taking Pride month seriously
Sad to see my spirit animal is actually real and is being hassled by the fuzz
May 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Sad to see my spirit animal is actually real and is being hassled by the fuzz
Trying to be straight when Michael B Jordan is playing twins in Sinners
April 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Trying to be straight when Michael B Jordan is playing twins in Sinners
It took an extra 6 hours but the life like anus in my Elon Musk voodoo doll was absolutely worth it
April 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
It took an extra 6 hours but the life like anus in my Elon Musk voodoo doll was absolutely worth it
Men who are convinced they are straight, watch Val Kilmer in Willow and then come back to me with your semi tucked into your waistband
April 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Men who are convinced they are straight, watch Val Kilmer in Willow and then come back to me with your semi tucked into your waistband
Hangover is hitting heavy today:
March 29, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Hangover is hitting heavy today:
Obviously found a character called Jamie from the Northwest troublingly relatable as I too have recently pissed the bed and also read at a Year 9 level.
March 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Obviously found a character called Jamie from the Northwest troublingly relatable as I too have recently pissed the bed and also read at a Year 9 level.
Handing the bag back at a 4am afters
March 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Handing the bag back at a 4am afters
Everyone thinks they’re John Wick until there’s a wasp on the bus
March 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Everyone thinks they’re John Wick until there’s a wasp on the bus
Does anyone else give their Uber driver a little goodbye kiss on the neck or has this country absolutely gone to the dogs?
March 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Does anyone else give their Uber driver a little goodbye kiss on the neck or has this country absolutely gone to the dogs?
Hi London, Jamie here respectfully insisting that you go fuck yourself.
March 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Hi London, Jamie here respectfully insisting that you go fuck yourself.
Finally hit my dad with a thumbs up reaction to an important text. Not so nice when the tables are turned and no I haven’t moved your insulin
March 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Finally hit my dad with a thumbs up reaction to an important text. Not so nice when the tables are turned and no I haven’t moved your insulin
His greatest challenge yet, undoing the strap without looking
February 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
His greatest challenge yet, undoing the strap without looking
I really hope Elmo is Drake’s favourite muppet
February 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I really hope Elmo is Drake’s favourite muppet
If you love 80s based strikes and emotionally unavailable fathers listen to this week’s Best Movie 2 Pid where we talk all things Northern cinema:
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Josh Hallam: Best Movie to Represent The North
Podcast Episode · The Best Movie 2 Pod · 03/02/2025 · 1h 2m
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February 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
If you love 80s based strikes and emotionally unavailable fathers listen to this week’s Best Movie 2 Pid where we talk all things Northern cinema:
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Using Gary Neville’s passion to help write my wedding vows, replacing all references to “Huel” with “my beloved”
January 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Using Gary Neville’s passion to help write my wedding vows, replacing all references to “Huel” with “my beloved”
What’s the best movie quote to shout during sex? For me it’s all 3 minutes 32 seconds of Quint’s Indianapolis speech from Jaws.
January 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
What’s the best movie quote to shout during sex? For me it’s all 3 minutes 32 seconds of Quint’s Indianapolis speech from Jaws.
I see your dad’s worked up the courage to check his outgoing texts from last night
January 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I see your dad’s worked up the courage to check his outgoing texts from last night
Well I’ll always remember that magical moment behind the Betfred in Bootle Strand even if you don’t give a shit Cher.
January 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Well I’ll always remember that magical moment behind the Betfred in Bootle Strand even if you don’t give a shit Cher.
Call me a cynic but the first red flag that this Nosferatu fella was a bit dodge would be when he sends a driverless carriage to pick me up. I personally would not let him knob my wife soz for being woke
January 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Call me a cynic but the first red flag that this Nosferatu fella was a bit dodge would be when he sends a driverless carriage to pick me up. I personally would not let him knob my wife soz for being woke
If you like seeing people having a fever dream in bed then baby Nosferatu is the movie for you
January 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you like seeing people having a fever dream in bed then baby Nosferatu is the movie for you
God bless all of those WFH today clinging on til 12 to get that nap in. You can do it.
January 2, 2025 at 10:53 AM
God bless all of those WFH today clinging on til 12 to get that nap in. You can do it.