And he was so happy in his last moment...

So I've been going about cancelling my Terminix contract, and, um....what?

Verifiable, undeniable proof that we were haunted by still-alive Chuck Norris.

You can't. This is verifiable proof we were haunted by still-alive Chuck Norris and you can't convince me otherwise.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Bizarre fact: Human monster Elon Musk was actually a real employee once. In the 90's, before his fame, he was a programmer on the game "Loadstar: The Legend of Tully Bodine" (SegaCD). I only know this because I've had the game since childhood and dusted it off a while back.

Ya'll, I have achieved the impossible - I found a cocktail that's actually good with Malört! I present to you Through the Wire: Tequilla, Malört, Contreau, cardamom bitters, vanilla syrup, lime juice, club soda, salted rim, and grapefruit to garnish.

We seriously need the wholesome father figure who can kick everyone's ass right now.

Nothing like waking up to a TX storm, then finding your chimney in the back yard.

Because you only live once, I just made a Malört Old Fashioned. For science.

If you know...you know.

It's official: I've ditched Meta and now this platform is truly stuck with me.

Got to see Adam Conover tonight! What a genuine dude.

Snowing in TX!

I finally got prints from my favorite artist! Thank you @nickroche.bsky.social!

Absolutely giddy to add a genuine @toygrind.bsky.social signed G2 Universe Grimlock to the autograph shelf! He's in good company.

Oktoberfest time at my favorite brewery, Lakewood. ALL THE PUMPKIN THINGS!

He's got friends waiting for him on the autograph shelf too!