James Topham
@jamestopham.bsky.social
Why “water sommelier” when M’aitre d’H20tel was right there
September 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Why “water sommelier” when M’aitre d’H20tel was right there
Kish Patel was just asked a question about what he’d do if he found a tortoise in the dessert
August 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Kish Patel was just asked a question about what he’d do if he found a tortoise in the dessert
Was an okay sequel but grapes instead of animals wasn’t much of an escalation
August 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Was an okay sequel but grapes instead of animals wasn’t much of an escalation
Saw this scene in The Shining and thought: fair play to him, though, he’s getting through his pages
June 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Saw this scene in The Shining and thought: fair play to him, though, he’s getting through his pages
They must have given THE BEAR writers a note about the show needing more of a ticking clock
June 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
They must have given THE BEAR writers a note about the show needing more of a ticking clock
And he’s here to close your loop.
June 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
And he’s here to close your loop.
August 27, 1999. That was the day the swarms of tiny nose robots turned on mankind. Those who survived called in the Machine A-Snot-calypse.
June 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
August 27, 1999. That was the day the swarms of tiny nose robots turned on mankind. Those who survived called in the Machine A-Snot-calypse.
I just feel that they could have done more work on the product design
June 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I just feel that they could have done more work on the product design
When you go round your friend’s house to see if they want to come out for a bit
May 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
When you go round your friend’s house to see if they want to come out for a bit
The “HBO” in HBO Max
May 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The “HBO” in HBO Max
IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE
May 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE
Full time writer at 57, Nobel Prize at 76. Pretty cool.
April 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Full time writer at 57, Nobel Prize at 76. Pretty cool.
*copies latest TV script into 60 Final Draft files one page at a time*
April 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
*copies latest TV script into 60 Final Draft files one page at a time*
[Werner Herzog voice] Faced with 50% tariffs, the penguin walks off into the interior of the vast continent. With 5,000 kilometers ahead of him, he's heading towards certain death.
April 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
[Werner Herzog voice] Faced with 50% tariffs, the penguin walks off into the interior of the vast continent. With 5,000 kilometers ahead of him, he's heading towards certain death.
When the waiter comes over with a board instead of printing off a menu and putting it on your table like any other restaurant would
April 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
When the waiter comes over with a board instead of printing off a menu and putting it on your table like any other restaurant would