James Topham
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James Topham
@jamestopham.bsky.social
· Nov 29
Finally feels like the gang’s getting back together on here.
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THE FLY (1986)
I usually walk Rio at 12. I took this picture at 12.04
September 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
THE FLY (1986)
He wants to murder you.
September 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
He wants to murder you.
Shit. I just realised that I am the same age and LOOK EXACTLY LIKE Alan Rickman in Die Hard
The late great ALAN RICKMAN making his movie debut aged 42 in
DIE HARD (1988)
DIE HARD (1988)
September 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Shit. I just realised that I am the same age and LOOK EXACTLY LIKE Alan Rickman in Die Hard
THE FLY (1986)
I usually walk Rio at 12. I took this picture at 12.04
September 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
THE FLY (1986)
And when you saw only one set of footprints on the beach? That was the invisible killer robot I invented to wreak revenge on my enemies.
September 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
And when you saw only one set of footprints on the beach? That was the invisible killer robot I invented to wreak revenge on my enemies.
I’m now so old I don’t recognise half the Knives Out cast
Look at that beautiful blue sky! ⏰☠️ Wake Up Dead Man, the new Benoit Blanc mystery. Thanksgiving in theaters, 12/12 on Netflix. More to come very soon…
September 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I’m now so old I don’t recognise half the Knives Out cast
Going to like and retweet this
September 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Going to like and retweet this
Why “water sommelier” when M’aitre d’H20tel was right there
September 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Why “water sommelier” when M’aitre d’H20tel was right there
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*sits backward on his chair* Sabrina Carpenter? You know who else was a carpenter?
August 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
*sits backward on his chair* Sabrina Carpenter? You know who else was a carpenter?
The plural is Carls Junior — like Attorneys General
August 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The plural is Carls Junior — like Attorneys General
*sits backward on his chair* Sabrina Carpenter? You know who else was a carpenter?
August 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
*sits backward on his chair* Sabrina Carpenter? You know who else was a carpenter?
Happy Skynet becomes self-aware day, don’t forget to leave out your chatgpt prompts tonight or the machines might not come
Aug 29th 1997 - Skynet become self aware.
📽️📅 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
📽️📅 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
August 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Happy Skynet becomes self-aware day, don’t forget to leave out your chatgpt prompts tonight or the machines might not come
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She’s a 10 but she doesn’t outline
August 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
She’s a 10 but she doesn’t outline
She’s a 10 but she doesn’t outline
August 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
She’s a 10 but she doesn’t outline
I quite like “Ground Control to Major Tom”
August 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I quite like “Ground Control to Major Tom”
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Is he using THE SUBSTANCE?
Over an hour of questions today. None about this.
August 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Is he using THE SUBSTANCE?
Question asked in complete earnestness: is it the demons who are KPOP and they are being hunted? Or the demon hunters who are KPOP and the demons they’re hunting are just standard everyday demons?
August 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Question asked in complete earnestness: is it the demons who are KPOP and they are being hunted? Or the demon hunters who are KPOP and the demons they’re hunting are just standard everyday demons?
Is he using THE SUBSTANCE?
Over an hour of questions today. None about this.
August 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Is he using THE SUBSTANCE?
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If he’s male, then strictly speaking he’s a draculo
August 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If he’s male, then strictly speaking he’s a draculo
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“Welcome to… JURASSIC PARK!”, I say, opening the door to the room my cat is in.
August 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“Welcome to… JURASSIC PARK!”, I say, opening the door to the room my cat is in.
BTW all of Snoop Dog’s family have names that work on Smurf rules
Snoop Dogg says he’s 'scared to go to the movies now' because of a lesbian couple being depicted in 'Lightyear'
"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
August 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
BTW all of Snoop Dog’s family have names that work on Smurf rules
“Welcome to… JURASSIC PARK!”, I say, opening the door to the room my cat is in.
August 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“Welcome to… JURASSIC PARK!”, I say, opening the door to the room my cat is in.
If he’s male, then strictly speaking he’s a draculo
August 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If he’s male, then strictly speaking he’s a draculo
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I think my favourite period of English history is the early nineteenth century, but that may just be Regency bias
August 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I think my favourite period of English history is the early nineteenth century, but that may just be Regency bias
I’m completely blown away: just saw someone taking a selfie at the fringe not featuring Phoebe Waller-Bridge
August 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I’m completely blown away: just saw someone taking a selfie at the fringe not featuring Phoebe Waller-Bridge