James Cepeda
@jamespeda.bsky.social
“May all your complaints never be about shit that actually matters.”
I believe that whenever Adele goes out on a Hen Night and there is the obligatory Karaoke, she is obliged to sound just as bad as the rest of us.
December 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I believe that whenever Adele goes out on a Hen Night and there is the obligatory Karaoke, she is obliged to sound just as bad as the rest of us.
Making friends with two other AirPodsPro owners with smaller earholes so we can swap earpieces…
May 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Making friends with two other AirPodsPro owners with smaller earholes so we can swap earpieces…
Brutus - "What Have We Done" (with The Atomic Orchestra)
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March 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
As I was was exiting Costco today with my 8 items, the receipt checker counted the 6 bulk items silently and then when I got right next to her, she saw the 2 smaller items and said, “Seven, eight!”
I said, “Thank you.” And went on my way.
6 hrs. later, I should have replied,
I said, “Thank you.” And went on my way.
6 hrs. later, I should have replied,
February 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
As I was was exiting Costco today with my 8 items, the receipt checker counted the 6 bulk items silently and then when I got right next to her, she saw the 2 smaller items and said, “Seven, eight!”
I said, “Thank you.” And went on my way.
6 hrs. later, I should have replied,
I said, “Thank you.” And went on my way.
6 hrs. later, I should have replied,
“Atlanta only ran three plays this quarter. Washington with one hundred and forty five (👀) yards 😒.”
December 30, 2024 at 3:30 AM
“Atlanta only ran three plays this quarter. Washington with one hundred and forty five (👀) yards 😒.”
I’m sure the hand sanitizer dispenser is just off-screen, yeah?
December 29, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I’m sure the hand sanitizer dispenser is just off-screen, yeah?
WTH this isn’t Thursday Night Rush!
December 16, 2024 at 1:24 AM
WTH this isn’t Thursday Night Rush!
Coke Zero lookin’ MFers
November 11, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Coke Zero lookin’ MFers
What is tf-ening?
October 27, 2024 at 12:11 AM
What is tf-ening?
You: Well, if you think about it, it would make more sense if you…
Me: Let me cut you off right there, buddy.
Me: Let me cut you off right there, buddy.
October 26, 2024 at 1:53 PM
You: Well, if you think about it, it would make more sense if you…
Me: Let me cut you off right there, buddy.
Me: Let me cut you off right there, buddy.
Is Beth Mowens calling an nfl game?
September 29, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Is Beth Mowens calling an nfl game?
Bright side: Georgia has three quarters to make a comeback.
September 29, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Bright side: Georgia has three quarters to make a comeback.
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They've given Nick Saban and projector and a pointer, so I'm having fun with it.
September 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
They've given Nick Saban and projector and a pointer, so I'm having fun with it.
September 22, 2024 at 10:02 AM
There’s a reason why it’s called Monday.
April 13, 2024 at 9:43 PM
There’s a reason why it’s called Monday.
Even the officials are like, “ I cannot believe he did not drop that pass.”
December 11, 2023 at 12:32 AM
Even the officials are like, “ I cannot believe he did not drop that pass.”
Bought an 18-pack of IPA today but I have a doctors appointment on Monday. So the plann is to drink 12 or more today so’s I won’t drink no mor’n six tomorrow. That way I’ll be all fresh Monday. [insert dude-with-a-fade-tapping-his-temple-meme here]
November 18, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Bought an 18-pack of IPA today but I have a doctors appointment on Monday. So the plann is to drink 12 or more today so’s I won’t drink no mor’n six tomorrow. That way I’ll be all fresh Monday. [insert dude-with-a-fade-tapping-his-temple-meme here]