I'm thinking I'll scan the form and amend it, add a couple of choices I think they should've included... possibly specific to the alarming number of openly racist councillors they have!

We don't need Reform/reform, we need hope, competency and inspiration. Whatever you think of Tony Blair, Labour's 1997 campaign was all about celebrating what we're good at and looking to a brighter future. I don't understand why our Political parties want to shy away from that.

Oh, fuck Farage.

...trust them to run the country? Notable that many have been forced to leave their posts due to overt racism, fraud and law-breaking.

The cherry-picked numbers they use paint a negative picture of a country struggling to cope with Brexit, which Farage championed.

They're polling well enough to make me think either people love living in fear or love to hate, neither of which are condusive to progress of any kind, despite Farage's promises. Reform-run councils are quite literally falling apart because of their party's ideology, and we're supposed to...

While I tick a couple of the boxes, I'm not sure I'm worthy, but whoever he is does sound like a damn fine fellow!

...than I originally planned to be. The cat's loving it though, it's like a brand new place to explore.

I'm told all the paperwork stuff is progressing as planned and completion will be before the end of the year. One of the neighbours asked if I'll be having a goodbye party...

No.

I think I've got it...

Ah, well now I'm definitely out of the running. Nobody who looks at my photos would think I was a day over 21...

Ah, 'that' guy... damn him!

Thank you, a morning briefing on current events is a good way to start my day. Very considerate of you... ;)

Hmm... please unfollow me, scammer.

Hmm...

Hmm...

...constant clumsy position switching and neither of us came. We were not cut out for the porn star life & two weeks later we'd broken up over the whole thing.

I'll be burning that tape outside shortly as I have no desire to watch it, not even to chuckle grimly at how bad it was. I can't do sexy.

I remember the evening well. We watched a movie, had a couple of bottles of wine, she slipped into something a little more comfortable & we set the camera up in the window, pointed it at her bed and hit record.

What followed was a weird & incredibly unsexy and awkward 30 minutes of fumbling...