James Parsnips
@jamesparsnips.bsky.social
Quiet single man moving to Devon. BA (Hons) in Communication. Hate Reform UK. I like to chat and make new friends where I can. Keep it light, people.
Zangi 68-4031-9580
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Zangi 68-4031-9580
Telegram @shortjamesparsnips
This happens a lot to me here. Conversational impotency. Perhaps I should be less polite/not give them the benefit of the doubt when I get unsolicited messages like this? I hate that even on Bluesky I feel like my guard needs to be up most of the time.
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
This happens a lot to me here. Conversational impotency. Perhaps I should be less polite/not give them the benefit of the doubt when I get unsolicited messages like this? I hate that even on Bluesky I feel like my guard needs to be up most of the time.
I think I've got it...
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I think I've got it...
Hmm... please unfollow me, scammer.
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Hmm... please unfollow me, scammer.
While clearing out today I found this old photo from 15 years ago, the last time I was asked to be the Village Hall "Real Father Christmas". They used to paint my beard white... wouldn't be any need for that now.
So, who wants to come and sit on Santa's lap and have their photo taken with him??!!
So, who wants to come and sit on Santa's lap and have their photo taken with him??!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
While clearing out today I found this old photo from 15 years ago, the last time I was asked to be the Village Hall "Real Father Christmas". They used to paint my beard white... wouldn't be any need for that now.
So, who wants to come and sit on Santa's lap and have their photo taken with him??!!
So, who wants to come and sit on Santa's lap and have their photo taken with him??!!
I am a grown arse man with no desire to live to 100, or even 75, so if I want banana bread with chocolate bits for breakfast I will have banana bread with chocolate bits for breakfast and there's nothing you or anyone else can do to stop me.
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I am a grown arse man with no desire to live to 100, or even 75, so if I want banana bread with chocolate bits for breakfast I will have banana bread with chocolate bits for breakfast and there's nothing you or anyone else can do to stop me.
Keep trying out these photo improvement apps to iron out my wrinkles and the obvious signs of age. I think we can all conclude they don't work.
I'm old now. Fuck it.
I'm old now. Fuck it.
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Keep trying out these photo improvement apps to iron out my wrinkles and the obvious signs of age. I think we can all conclude they don't work.
I'm old now. Fuck it.
I'm old now. Fuck it.
The south coast in November is not the best location in the world for getting a winter tan, but I do love to be beside the seaside no matter the weather.
Sadly, I was only there to pay my last respects to a very old friend who fought and beat cancer 3 times out of the 4 she got it. R.I.P, Jane.
Sadly, I was only there to pay my last respects to a very old friend who fought and beat cancer 3 times out of the 4 she got it. R.I.P, Jane.
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The south coast in November is not the best location in the world for getting a winter tan, but I do love to be beside the seaside no matter the weather.
Sadly, I was only there to pay my last respects to a very old friend who fought and beat cancer 3 times out of the 4 she got it. R.I.P, Jane.
Sadly, I was only there to pay my last respects to a very old friend who fought and beat cancer 3 times out of the 4 she got it. R.I.P, Jane.
Now look, I know that I am not a handsome man. I am fine with that and I'm even fine when ladies take the piss out of me about my looks as I'm fully aware of how I come across to people, but at least give me the chance to correct you, yeh?
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Now look, I know that I am not a handsome man. I am fine with that and I'm even fine when ladies take the piss out of me about my looks as I'm fully aware of how I come across to people, but at least give me the chance to correct you, yeh?
Am I rude? Am I so rude that I deserve a block for just fucking saying hello?
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Am I rude? Am I so rude that I deserve a block for just fucking saying hello?
Morning all, from Kent.
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Morning all, from Kent.
Scammer, presumably, but I guess now I'll never know as she fucked off before I could even reply.
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Scammer, presumably, but I guess now I'll never know as she fucked off before I could even reply.
This is my pussycat, Growler. Why Growler? It's because she doesn't purr, she growls. She's actually incredibly gentle and affectionate.
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is my pussycat, Growler. Why Growler? It's because she doesn't purr, she growls. She's actually incredibly gentle and affectionate.
You look like Zirrbb. www.instagram.com/ziirrb/
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
You look like Zirrbb. www.instagram.com/ziirrb/
Seems there's more than one of you here...
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Seems there's more than one of you here...
Oh wow, is this you...
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Oh wow, is this you...
Hello to you too...
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hello to you too...
Me enjoying the heat in North Africa 18 years ago, before the middle-age spread really kicked in. Back then I could drink what I wanted, eat what I wanted and exercise as little as I wanted.
Now? If I look at a biscuit my jeans get tight. Don't get old, people, it's rough.
Now? If I look at a biscuit my jeans get tight. Don't get old, people, it's rough.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Me enjoying the heat in North Africa 18 years ago, before the middle-age spread really kicked in. Back then I could drink what I wanted, eat what I wanted and exercise as little as I wanted.
Now? If I look at a biscuit my jeans get tight. Don't get old, people, it's rough.
Now? If I look at a biscuit my jeans get tight. Don't get old, people, it's rough.