Jameson Simmons
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Jameson Simmons
@jameson.onebee.com
(he/him)
Hated Twitter before it was cool.
The handful of undies!!! 🤣 I love it!
October 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I agree with the premise, but it’s really easy to get 100% without being oversaturated, just by guessing the worst response to every question.
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
(This was a great read, though. I scrolled it myself, and looked at all the words, despite a total lack of video content!)
October 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I think you’d like just about any article that used “efflorescence.” 😘
October 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
As would I! I think if they bothered to give people the option,  would sell a whole lot more than they realize.
September 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’d have zero issue with a flat camera that takes selfie-quality photos by default, but I can activate an old-timey bellows for the nicer shots.
September 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Even the iPhone Air with a “bumper” case on it will still have a protrusive hump. 🤬
September 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Preach!!! I have been thinking the same thing for years. I neither want nor appreciate thinness. I like laying a “bar” phone flat on a table. Fill that space in with battery, air, candy—I don’t care. Just give me a flat back!
September 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
“When history looks at this nation in this period, what will it think of us? How will it judge our values?”

I was asked to sign a petition to keep our current president off Mt. Rushmore. If it made any difference, I’d actually sign the opposite petition! 🇺🇸 needs to own this for a nice long while.
July 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Is that “soaking” in the bubble-bath sense, or “soaking” in the unmarried-Mormons sense?
July 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I think (hope) I speak for many of your readers when I say the harangues are never annoying—not even close. Keep em coming!
July 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Even the really funny ones???
July 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Proud of you and glad you’re safe! (Next time, hold out for an Oxford comma!) 🤭
June 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM