Jameson Simmons
@jameson.onebee.com
(he/him)
Hated Twitter before it was cool.
Hated Twitter before it was cool.
What a wonderful day of @tmbg.love! First-time listener, long-time wisher-I-had-heard-about-this-sooner. Thanks for sharing so much TMBG, so much love, and a not-insignificant amount of “dot”!
#TMBPTMBG
#TMBPTMBG
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What a wonderful day of @tmbg.love! First-time listener, long-time wisher-I-had-heard-about-this-sooner. Thanks for sharing so much TMBG, so much love, and a not-insignificant amount of “dot”!
#TMBPTMBG
#TMBPTMBG
Man, this is an exciting week to be someone who’s been on the Rhea Seehorn train since 2003. Welcome aboard!!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Man, this is an exciting week to be someone who’s been on the Rhea Seehorn train since 2003. Welcome aboard!!!
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What can't the president do? defector.com/what-cant-th...
What Can't The President Do? | Defector
Donald Trump bulldozed the East Wing of the White House this week, so that he can build a ballroom with a footprint nearly twice the size of the existing White House, financed by blatant graft. The…
defector.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
What can't the president do? defector.com/what-cant-th...
RIP, special lady. You made the world a better place, and you’ll be missed.
October 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
RIP, special lady. You made the world a better place, and you’ll be missed.
@clashroyale.bsky.social The 🛥️ is pointed ⬇️ but all the islands we’re trying to reach are ⬆️.
September 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
@clashroyale.bsky.social The 🛥️ is pointed ⬇️ but all the islands we’re trying to reach are ⬆️.
“Feeling pressure” is such a mendacious way to describe what working class families are experiencing. “Being intentionally starved by runaway corporate greed while funding for social programs is gleefully slashed” would be closer.
"In an interview Tuesday on CNBC, McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski said "While upper-income households continue to spend freely, the rest are struggling. Particularly, with middle- and lower-income consumers, they’re feeling under a lot of pressure right now,”
McDonald's CEO warns of 'a two-tier economy' as lower-income consumers spend less
The fast-food giant's CEO cited growing evidence that upper-income households are spending freely while the rest are struggling.
www.nbcnews.com
September 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“Feeling pressure” is such a mendacious way to describe what working class families are experiencing. “Being intentionally starved by runaway corporate greed while funding for social programs is gleefully slashed” would be closer.
@letsgameitout.tv This looks exactly like something you’d do. (Well, 10% of the height, but other than that…)
Current demolition of the first two brake runs of Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit.
August 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
@letsgameitout.tv This looks exactly like something you’d do. (Well, 10% of the height, but other than that…)
I really don’t mean to be morbid about it, but we can’t wait forever for John Carroll Lynch to play J.K. Simmons’s younger brother in a film. And we’re going to regret it if we let the opportunity slip by.
August 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I really don’t mean to be morbid about it, but we can’t wait forever for John Carroll Lynch to play J.K. Simmons’s younger brother in a film. And we’re going to regret it if we let the opportunity slip by.
Evidence continues to accrue regarding the health risks of eating bats.
July 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Evidence continues to accrue regarding the health risks of eating bats.
Sure am glad I read this post. I discovered a magnificent new thing, with something like 180 episodes to catch up on.
'Taskmaster' is what comes of not being fixated on someone "winning" a thing, but rather the process that makes the winning worth the walk. defector.com/sure-we-gain...
Sure, We Gained Our Independence, But We Lost The Ability To Make Anything As Good As ‘Taskmaster’ | Defector
The Fourth of July is always there to remind us that we aren’t the country we fancy ourselves being, but this year’s national try-not-to-blow-your-hand-off munitions festival was even grimmer given…
defector.com
July 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Sure am glad I read this post. I discovered a magnificent new thing, with something like 180 episodes to catch up on.
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WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
July 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
Huh. How about that. 🤔
Utah lawmakers said gender-affirming care is harmful to kids. Their own study contradicts that claim (Hannah Schoenbaum/Associated Press)
Main Link | memeorandum Permalink
Main Link | memeorandum Permalink
May 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Huh. How about that. 🤔
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Reposted by Jameson Simmons
Not since little Bobby Tables has a complex topic been illustrated so succinctly.
April 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Not since little Bobby Tables has a complex topic been illustrated so succinctly.
Whole new ballgame for Sunday’s “In Memoriam” applause-o-meter. Damn.
February 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Whole new ballgame for Sunday’s “In Memoriam” applause-o-meter. Damn.
I’m on board! Anything that gets us closer to the geopolitical thriller spoof “Risk” in the madcap style of Jonathan Lynn’s “Clue” that I’ve been dreaming of for 30 years.
April 11, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I’m on board! Anything that gets us closer to the geopolitical thriller spoof “Risk” in the madcap style of Jonathan Lynn’s “Clue” that I’ve been dreaming of for 30 years.
@bsky.app Any thoughts of moving the alt text indicator just below image attachments, instead of overlaying their bottom corner? People post a lot of screenshots of text (tweets, article excerpts, etc.) and it ends up covering a word or two.
March 20, 2024 at 9:15 PM
@bsky.app Any thoughts of moving the alt text indicator just below image attachments, instead of overlaying their bottom corner? People post a lot of screenshots of text (tweets, article excerpts, etc.) and it ends up covering a word or two.
The book looks interesting and all, but I question any publisher who accepts a book from this lady and doesn’t title it “Dun-Dunn.”
March 18, 2024 at 1:07 PM
The book looks interesting and all, but I question any publisher who accepts a book from this lady and doesn’t title it “Dun-Dunn.”
I have to admit I stared at that Post Office for a good minute, trying to figure out which pop song it related to.
March 16, 2024 at 6:41 PM
I have to admit I stared at that Post Office for a good minute, trying to figure out which pop song it related to.
My god, they’ll spend money on anything except cleaning the screens or policing the talkers and texters.
the next fuckable popcorn bucket just dropped
March 4, 2024 at 2:18 AM
My god, they’ll spend money on anything except cleaning the screens or policing the talkers and texters.
So now we can have Coyote v. Acme, right? And maybe Batgirl, too? Since it didn’t make any difference anwyay, just go ahead and let people pay money to watch the movies? bsky.app/profile/step...
Zaslav had one job (juice quarterly earnings reports at the expense of literally everything else) and he could not even do that
Warner Bros. Discovery Stock Price Plummets After Q4 Earnings Report
Warner Bros. Discovery shares fell sharply in the first minutes of trading Friday following the company's Q4 earnings report.
variety.com
February 29, 2024 at 10:45 PM
So now we can have Coyote v. Acme, right? And maybe Batgirl, too? Since it didn’t make any difference anwyay, just go ahead and let people pay money to watch the movies? bsky.app/profile/step...
Possibly the worst thing about the Twitter/X name change is that I’m constantly clicking their logo on news articles. Years of pop-up ads have trained me to click on the X as fast as I can; it’s like an automatic reflex now.
February 29, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Possibly the worst thing about the Twitter/X name change is that I’m constantly clicking their logo on news articles. Years of pop-up ads have trained me to click on the X as fast as I can; it’s like an automatic reflex now.
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It is somebody's moral imperative to leak Coyote vs Acme to the world.
aftermath.site/coyote-vs-ac...
aftermath.site/coyote-vs-ac...
February 12, 2024 at 11:03 PM
It is somebody's moral imperative to leak Coyote vs Acme to the world.
aftermath.site/coyote-vs-ac...
aftermath.site/coyote-vs-ac...