James O'Hara
@jamesoharaaf.bsky.social
Described as "The Comedy Police" by the least funny people on earth
"We got to figure out how to get them to Pokemon Go to the Polls" was actually really funny guys
April 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"We got to figure out how to get them to Pokemon Go to the Polls" was actually really funny guys
Gig salad be like: I need a 90 minute, pg13 comedy show at 1pm for 75 people on a Tuesday my budget is $11
March 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Gig salad be like: I need a 90 minute, pg13 comedy show at 1pm for 75 people on a Tuesday my budget is $11
Every time I see the video of the bird landing on Bernie Sanders' podium, I get so sad about the world we could have been living in.
January 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Every time I see the video of the bird landing on Bernie Sanders' podium, I get so sad about the world we could have been living in.
I've stopped doing MDMA and have started doing MCME (Mr. Clean Magic Eraser)
January 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I've stopped doing MDMA and have started doing MCME (Mr. Clean Magic Eraser)
Alright Bluesky I'm all in
January 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Alright Bluesky I'm all in
New York is just like Toronto, except every coffee shop has cold brew, and every toilet is clogged.
January 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New York is just like Toronto, except every coffee shop has cold brew, and every toilet is clogged.
If you are a Gen Z you say Pansexual.
If you are a Millennial you say Bisexual.
If you are a Gen X you die with a secret.
If you are a Millennial you say Bisexual.
If you are a Gen X you die with a secret.
January 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If you are a Gen Z you say Pansexual.
If you are a Millennial you say Bisexual.
If you are a Gen X you die with a secret.
If you are a Millennial you say Bisexual.
If you are a Gen X you die with a secret.
I am Bisexual which is how millennials say Pansexual.
I would technically consider myself pansexual but could never identify as such because the flag is too ugly.
I would technically consider myself pansexual but could never identify as such because the flag is too ugly.
January 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I am Bisexual which is how millennials say Pansexual.
I would technically consider myself pansexual but could never identify as such because the flag is too ugly.
I would technically consider myself pansexual but could never identify as such because the flag is too ugly.
So when America bans tiktok what's the plan for Canadians? Are we going right keep using it or are we going to where ever the Americans go.
Please don't make me use reels
Please don't make me use reels
January 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
So when America bans tiktok what's the plan for Canadians? Are we going right keep using it or are we going to where ever the Americans go.
Please don't make me use reels
Please don't make me use reels
Wow who could have predicted the worst men on the internet were wrong about blake lively.
December 23, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Wow who could have predicted the worst men on the internet were wrong about blake lively.
Charging luigi with terrorism is so funny because like... where is the terror?
Charge him with joy-ism. Hope-ism. Global Community-ism
Charge him with joy-ism. Hope-ism. Global Community-ism
December 19, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Charging luigi with terrorism is so funny because like... where is the terror?
Charge him with joy-ism. Hope-ism. Global Community-ism
Charge him with joy-ism. Hope-ism. Global Community-ism
The denim industry really has us walking around in matching blue pants as if that's normal
December 8, 2024 at 5:55 PM
The denim industry really has us walking around in matching blue pants as if that's normal
Reposted by James O'Hara
The words on the bullets referencing a book critiquing healthcare insurance. Backpack full of pieces of a board game originally created to critique capitalism. So many delicious references it’s like Kendrick wrote a murder
The backpack believed to belong to the United Healthcare CEO shooter was reportedly full of Monopoly money
(via MSNBC)
(via MSNBC)
December 8, 2024 at 2:40 AM
The words on the bullets referencing a book critiquing healthcare insurance. Backpack full of pieces of a board game originally created to critique capitalism. So many delicious references it’s like Kendrick wrote a murder
I'm conflicted about having kids because I really want to be a good parent but I also want them to be funny.
December 7, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I'm conflicted about having kids because I really want to be a good parent but I also want them to be funny.
Anyway you can see me on the cbc gem app I'm very funny
November 22, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Anyway you can see me on the cbc gem app I'm very funny
The best part about having something come out on TV is walking my dad through downloading the cbc gem app over the phone onto his smart tv
November 22, 2024 at 2:44 PM
The best part about having something come out on TV is walking my dad through downloading the cbc gem app over the phone onto his smart tv
As I reach 30 I've stopped doing MDMA and have starting getting high off of MCME (Mr clean magic eraser)
November 22, 2024 at 3:35 AM
As I reach 30 I've stopped doing MDMA and have starting getting high off of MCME (Mr clean magic eraser)
These chips were fine. They didn't taste aggressively like a turkey dinner. They mostly tasted like eating an uncooked box of stuffing.
6/10
6/10
November 22, 2024 at 3:33 AM
These chips were fine. They didn't taste aggressively like a turkey dinner. They mostly tasted like eating an uncooked box of stuffing.
6/10
6/10
Okay now that all the companies have switched to bluesky I'm back
November 22, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Okay now that all the companies have switched to bluesky I'm back
How come nobody has hooked up a toilet to the hot water?
This is the kind of creative thinking I can bring to this position
This is the kind of creative thinking I can bring to this position
February 23, 2024 at 12:14 AM
How come nobody has hooked up a toilet to the hot water?
This is the kind of creative thinking I can bring to this position
This is the kind of creative thinking I can bring to this position
Threads is like bluesky but if you could find people you know
July 6, 2023 at 2:06 PM
Threads is like bluesky but if you could find people you know
Please, Mr. Fir was my father. Call me Douglas.
July 5, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Please, Mr. Fir was my father. Call me Douglas.
Rachel: I had a dream last night that we were at a party, and you were running this bit that you thought was very funny, but nobody else liked.
Me: What was the bit?
Rachel: You were going around telling people they couldn't have ice in their drinks.
Me: What was the bit?
Rachel: You were going around telling people they couldn't have ice in their drinks.
July 4, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Rachel: I had a dream last night that we were at a party, and you were running this bit that you thought was very funny, but nobody else liked.
Me: What was the bit?
Rachel: You were going around telling people they couldn't have ice in their drinks.
Me: What was the bit?
Rachel: You were going around telling people they couldn't have ice in their drinks.
Comedians Try Not To Take A Posed Photo With Their Dying Parents For Social Media Challenge
July 4, 2023 at 12:14 AM
Comedians Try Not To Take A Posed Photo With Their Dying Parents For Social Media Challenge
Is this interesting enough? I work at a paint store and this ledge is where we wipe our thumbs
July 3, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Is this interesting enough? I work at a paint store and this ledge is where we wipe our thumbs