It’s almost like that mother fucker is doing a speed run through every impeachable offense.

I miss him so much.

You know an NFL team is proud of their Head Coach hire when they announce that shit at 9pm on a Friday.

#DallasCowboys

I didn’t think Noah Wyle needing to take a piss wound be a funny gag, but here we are.

#ThePitt

I miss my puppy dog.

That’s all I have to say on that. I will not be taking questions.

Watching SMU football, in December, in the HBO app is weird.

Rewatching The West Wing for about the 5th time and I’m (again) reminded that the first season is banger after banger.

Christianity is the original parasocial relationship

Here you go. As I have said before, I am the market leader in memeing Ken. But I do not want to hold a monopoly. That is a market failure. In the words of the late, great Mao Zedong, "let a hundred flowers bloom." Never mind what happened after that of course.
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The Kansas City #Chiefs by a touchdown.

Do not bet against Pat Mahomes.

Screwing up the Mayorkas impeachment is Inception Incompetence for the House GOP.

They were, probably, going to look like clowns when they only got about 30 votes to convict in the Senate. They definitely look like clowns for not even getting that far.

What’s the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar?

You can get 4 quarters from a dollar.

If NBC had half a brain, as soon as the streaming only game playoff became a controversy, they would’ve announced that Peacock will be free from Saturday morning until Monday night.

Remains the funniest block of nonfiction on the internet.

Is there really that much margin in nuclear submarines that they run ads during the National Championship game?

Is there some Congressman who is texting his assistant right now, “remind me to agree to fund that order for two more nuke subs.”

Jovan Hutton Pulitzer says he is a Google Scholar

I am not even joking and the reason he does this is there are results for him doing a name search in that search engine

It's been hilariously sad to watch Republicans puzzle through the aspects of Biden's parenting that they find completely alien to their own experiences.

Bewildered by "father tells his screwup son he still loves him unconditionally" and now puzzled by "child repays a financial debt to parent"