I am pure cringe.

I see economic migrant @isabeloakeshott.bsky.social is lonely and craving a bit of sausage in Dubai, Richard Tice must not be delivering the goods since he had his new pissbag installed? Might drop her my number, I know a butcher in Fife blah blah blah.

You do know, I don't actually believe any of this codswallop, right? It's all about the ££££££££££££.

Large Brexit hole opens up in South Wales, residents are told to avoid the area. Curious, that this only seems to happened with vaccinated roads, isn't it?

Morning! Brew's up!

I helped shake the jar and now the engagements on X are drying up.
What should I do next? Answers on a postcard.

THIS is what happens when we don't cherish farmers!

Remember me??? I'm the clammy, sweaty original babe! No idea who that nutty old boot is, sandwich short of a picnic that one!

A brilliant speech from Tulsi Gabbard.
“These cowardly leaders are afraid of a free society. They are afraid of us. They prefer the calm of despotism to the boisterous sea of liberty.”

Which is why I block absolutely anyone on social media, who points out that I'm a cowardly flip flop charlatan.

I well like sniffing shoes.
Especially size 10s.