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jamesmcahoy.bsky.social
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@jamesmcahoy.bsky.social
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you don’t know how wet my mouth is! you don’t know anything about me | they/them | Naarm
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this is second only to buying fucked up freak fruit for $3 at the market
a container of absolutely enormous, weirdly shaped strawberries
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
jamesmcahoy.bsky.social
hello
a mirror selfie. Theo wears a black T-shirt, a large beige corduroy overshirt and black linen pants
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
jamesmcahoy.bsky.social
it was actually fucking lush though
a rainforest from a low angle, tall trees reaching towards the sky. the canopy is lush and green, with sunlight dappled through it many tall trees fill the frame. in the background, a set of stairs can be seen leading uphill. there is a lens flare in the top left and bottom right corners a rocky rainforest creek, with sunlight dappled across the rocks and through the canopy in the background
August 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
jamesmcahoy.bsky.social
trying to convince my boyfriend to send me pictures of his cat
screenshot of a text conversation message 1 reads: “can I have a worm [cat] update please” message 2 reads: “it’s my birthday” message 3 reads: “I’m a little birthday boy” in reply, message 4 reads: “it’s not tomorrow yet though” from sender, message 5 reads: “little birthday boy is a state of mind” message 6 reads: “and I’m in it”
June 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
jamesmcahoy.bsky.social
I do actually lmao
Theo wears a black hat, silver glasses, a white linen shirt with the sleeves rolled up and black, high-waisted denim shorts
May 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
jamesmcahoy.bsky.social
serving hospital cunt (I’m having a tube shoved down my throat while I’m unconscious)
Theo wears a black mask, large black glasses and a blue hospital gown. they are doing the peace sign with their right hand
May 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
jamesmcahoy.bsky.social
gm to no one except this fucking legend
copper coloured car with a bumper sticker that reads AT LEAST PASS THE AMYL BEFORE YOU RIDE MY ASS!
May 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
jamesmcahoy.bsky.social
how good’s a joint and a fruity drink
Theo wears black glasses and a black The National T-shirt, with a joint in their mouth and a pink drink in a green glass in their hand. they are smiling with their eyes closed
December 11, 2024 at 5:39 AM
jamesmcahoy.bsky.social
hello. is this anything
Theo wears black glasses, a gold chain and an open, floral print button down shirt
November 28, 2024 at 12:54 PM
jamesmcahoy.bsky.social
if you see this post, do it!

pronouns: they/them
height: 5’8”
shoe size: 42
smoke: 🍃
tattoos: 20, my fave are my knuckles that say HELL YEAH
piercings: ears x8, nose x3, lip
fav drink: soda water with lime baby
November 16, 2024 at 6:52 AM
jamesmcahoy.bsky.social
my beautiful son…… I love you Rook the two handed warrior
November 1, 2024 at 1:09 PM