James Harrop, Smiling Politely
@jamesharrop.bsky.social
I was once voted the handsomest boy in Albany, New York.
It’s one of those mornings at work where the smiley faces drop from the end of my Teams messages.
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It’s one of those mornings at work where the smiley faces drop from the end of my Teams messages.
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Marking the day I learned that Max Factor is named after the founder. It is not short for Maximum Factor.
October 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Marking the day I learned that Max Factor is named after the founder. It is not short for Maximum Factor.
Not sure we quite hit all the cultural sites during this trip to Oxford but I have it on good authority that I just visited Thom Yorke’s local chemist.
July 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Not sure we quite hit all the cultural sites during this trip to Oxford but I have it on good authority that I just visited Thom Yorke’s local chemist.
There’s a car that parks a few streets down from us with a huge “MILF Hunter” sticker across the bonnet.
They’re not there at the moment though so I guess the hunt is on.
They’re not there at the moment though so I guess the hunt is on.
July 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
There’s a car that parks a few streets down from us with a huge “MILF Hunter” sticker across the bonnet.
They’re not there at the moment though so I guess the hunt is on.
They’re not there at the moment though so I guess the hunt is on.
The odd tone of watching a documentary about a brutal unsolved murder in my home town and doing a little cheer every time they show a location I recognise.
July 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The odd tone of watching a documentary about a brutal unsolved murder in my home town and doing a little cheer every time they show a location I recognise.
One of my grumpy old man opinions is that there’s too many flags at Glastonbury.
June 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
One of my grumpy old man opinions is that there’s too many flags at Glastonbury.
Happy ‘Poop Cruise’ Day to those who celebrate.
June 24, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Happy ‘Poop Cruise’ Day to those who celebrate.
Been enjoying my first few games of Rematch on the Xbox. Really reminds me of playing football when I was younger, in that my goalkeeping howlers are costing my team repeatedly.
June 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Been enjoying my first few games of Rematch on the Xbox. Really reminds me of playing football when I was younger, in that my goalkeeping howlers are costing my team repeatedly.
Theres a girl in this harbor town
And she works laying whiskey down
They say “Brandy, fetch another round”
She serves them whisky and wine
The sailors say “Brandy…”
Me (interrupting): it’s whisky and wine you idiots.
And she works laying whiskey down
They say “Brandy, fetch another round”
She serves them whisky and wine
The sailors say “Brandy…”
Me (interrupting): it’s whisky and wine you idiots.
June 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Theres a girl in this harbor town
And she works laying whiskey down
They say “Brandy, fetch another round”
She serves them whisky and wine
The sailors say “Brandy…”
Me (interrupting): it’s whisky and wine you idiots.
And she works laying whiskey down
They say “Brandy, fetch another round”
She serves them whisky and wine
The sailors say “Brandy…”
Me (interrupting): it’s whisky and wine you idiots.
Actual sick day today so I’m drugged up on Lemsip and watching Rach play Crypt Custodian.
June 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Actual sick day today so I’m drugged up on Lemsip and watching Rach play Crypt Custodian.
Going to work with a cold today so I’m watching Taking of Pelham 123 (1974) in the background.
June 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Going to work with a cold today so I’m watching Taking of Pelham 123 (1974) in the background.
Putting a spoonful of milk from my breakfast cereal into my coffee like when they make sauce using the pasta water.
June 13, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Putting a spoonful of milk from my breakfast cereal into my coffee like when they make sauce using the pasta water.
I would take my Criterion Closet picks straight to CeX. There’s got to be like £32 on a voucher there.
June 7, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I would take my Criterion Closet picks straight to CeX. There’s got to be like £32 on a voucher there.
New Nintendo Day.
June 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
New Nintendo Day.
Current YouTube obsession is the video diaries of a couple moving out of London to live on a canal boat. Super well put together videos - Kris Atomic is the channel. Would be a dream life for me if not for my crippling anxiety around water, tight spaces and driving.
May 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Current YouTube obsession is the video diaries of a couple moving out of London to live on a canal boat. Super well put together videos - Kris Atomic is the channel. Would be a dream life for me if not for my crippling anxiety around water, tight spaces and driving.
Spotted the promotional tin on the way out of Mission Impossible but they wouldn’t sell it to me without the popcorn. Long story short I’m eating popcorn outside the pub.
May 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Spotted the promotional tin on the way out of Mission Impossible but they wouldn’t sell it to me without the popcorn. Long story short I’m eating popcorn outside the pub.
The absolute strop I would throw if I was on the losing side in the cup final. No way I’m being gracious. Watch me shove the trophy off its podium. #europaleaguefinal
May 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The absolute strop I would throw if I was on the losing side in the cup final. No way I’m being gracious. Watch me shove the trophy off its podium. #europaleaguefinal
The Simpsons obviously has a lot of great jokes but my personal favourite is the picture of Bart on the side of the 3D chess set with a speech bubble that just says “Stalemate, man”.
May 18, 2025 at 9:08 AM
The Simpsons obviously has a lot of great jokes but my personal favourite is the picture of Bart on the side of the 3D chess set with a speech bubble that just says “Stalemate, man”.
As I stare at the mountain of unfinished DIY and home maintenance projects around me, wondering if the best use of my money is actually to buy that new Simpsons Lego set because it comes with a “Squeaky-Voiced Teen” minifig.
May 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
As I stare at the mountain of unfinished DIY and home maintenance projects around me, wondering if the best use of my money is actually to buy that new Simpsons Lego set because it comes with a “Squeaky-Voiced Teen” minifig.
The Lord didn’t bless me with a lot of great skills but I sure can follow an episode of Frasier that is playing silently and backwards in my barber’s mirror.
May 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Lord didn’t bless me with a lot of great skills but I sure can follow an episode of Frasier that is playing silently and backwards in my barber’s mirror.