James Dandy
@jamesdandy.bsky.social
BREAKING: Fainting pharma exec at White House press conference causes Trump to go into standby mode.
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
BREAKING: Fainting pharma exec at White House press conference causes Trump to go into standby mode.
Clearly, if Trump is going to fly airplanes he needs to wear his extra-absorbent diapers.
October 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Clearly, if Trump is going to fly airplanes he needs to wear his extra-absorbent diapers.
It's good to see someone reaching out to the cat-speaking community. Have you considered adding "dead bird on the bed" to the donation options?
September 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It's good to see someone reaching out to the cat-speaking community. Have you considered adding "dead bird on the bed" to the donation options?
Maybe he could get the Nobel Participation Prize.
September 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Maybe he could get the Nobel Participation Prize.
I think mediocre is a very charitable description.
September 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I think mediocre is a very charitable description.
5,173 (for one year).
February 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
5,173 (for one year).
Coming soon: B.o.B. for NASA Administrator.
February 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Coming soon: B.o.B. for NASA Administrator.
For the sake of the alliterative sequence I feel that frauds and fascists should be included.
February 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
For the sake of the alliterative sequence I feel that frauds and fascists should be included.
At this point Incitatus would be an improvement.
February 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
At this point Incitatus would be an improvement.
I would be all for putting Trump's face on the $3 bill.
January 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I would be all for putting Trump's face on the $3 bill.