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James Cobalt
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The jokes here are my own, so let me apologize in advance. He/Him/Yikes
Black smoke means no new Pope. But give it time; eventually they will run out of candidates to incinerate.
May 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Jesus Crust has risen. But as proof only. Tomorrow, 4/20, he gets baked.
April 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Every time I engage in a thread on Twitter I find myself wishing I was a Bible so the far right conservatives would just ignore me.
January 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Daytime is stupid. It’s so bright and full of responsibility.
December 13, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Almost everywhere I ate in Istanbul I ended up with a random street cat finding my lap. Even in McDonald’s. A “Cat McCafe” if you will.

Now I’m back in the other falling empire 🇺🇸 and could really use some “lap cat therapy”.

And by “lap cat” I mean klonopins.
November 27, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I’m back! As part of my ongoing midlife crisis celebration, I spent over a month abroad exploring the human condition. But now I am back with a renewed sense of hopelessness! 🎉
November 27, 2024 at 11:36 PM
This lunch salad IS delicious but it would be so much better with a side of Smith Island Cake and a hot chocolate.

And also no salad.
September 16, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Going to miss Twitter. It was such an important platform. Like back in 2011 when someone on WWE mentioned “anal bleeding” on air and it caused a short spike in Trends but then the entire confused world kept asking “why is anal bleeding trending?!” which got it trending all over for much of the day.
September 16, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Do you think if Jesus was to actually return to earth, he’d get double-crossed?
November 29, 2023 at 3:46 AM
JAMES REVIEWS THINGS

These hands:
👍👍

Tonight’s sunset:
⭐️

This quarter centennial:
2️⃣5️⃣/💯
November 29, 2023 at 3:46 AM
The Olympics return next year! Does anyone remember which person won the Olympics last time? Think they will try to win it again?
November 29, 2023 at 3:46 AM
Help! Identity Crisis! I’m not sure if I’m an American-style Minimalist or a Scandinavian-style Maximalist!
November 29, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Because I am lazy I am just going to use this to repost the jokes I wrote on Twitter 12 years ago.
November 29, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Finally a new network to feed my insatiable anxieties. Let the doom scrolling begin!
November 29, 2023 at 3:44 AM