Author James Burdine
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Author James Burdine
@jamesburdine.bsky.social
Writer, Singer/Songwriter, Father, Loving Partner.

Sample of my music: https://youtu.be/GxZZ5IwBGyI?si=R-Ha1djDghv1V_Gf
Me too! Great reception here. My iphone doesnt work though.
September 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Im hoping you also get several confused couples out to the event and they all propose.
August 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Yeah but they grow up to be such jackasses.
July 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Watching him die inside when hers isn't the hot one is gold.
July 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Yeah. We're in Trump world now Wes. 5 are some weak-ass C- gun crime numbers. Call us back when you hit double digits, puss.

/sarcasm
July 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Honda made a rocket? When and how can I get one?
June 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Tank and sound cannon for a money laundering investigation?

So I guess the battle of Hoth was what? A justified inquiry into domestic abuse?
June 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
The lost art of opening a tab. Hand over your damn card and proceed to get too drunk to remember to get it back like we did in the old days.
June 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It doesn't matter what I say. As long as I sing with inflection.
May 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Reading that phrase over and over threw me back to the late nineties and having the chemical brothers on repeat in my car.
May 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Was this a failed bid for the Daily Show host gig?
May 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Doesn't that just make it Hexen? /s
May 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
He's crashing it to allow his rich friends to buy up all the real-estate and eliminate the middle class.
April 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
April 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
They think "it doe$n't happen to u$ or our friend$ when we inve$t in realee$ate."
April 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Cars with drivers looking at screens and not kids in the road .
April 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
One layer was just wall to wall frisbees.
April 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I love ed that they were in the most recent D&D movie too.
April 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM