James Auburn
@jamesauburn.bsky.social
Musician, writer, teacher, misfit among misfits.
Wry and dry.
Invisibility superpowers.
www.jamesauburn.com
Wry and dry.
Invisibility superpowers.
www.jamesauburn.com
Oh, NOW they wanna obey court orders.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Oh, NOW they wanna obey court orders.
On the air, America
I model shirts for Van Heusen
I model shirts for Van Heusen
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
On the air, America
I model shirts for Van Heusen
I model shirts for Van Heusen
And "Jaws" was rated PG.
As was "Poltergeist".
As was "Poltergeist".
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
And "Jaws" was rated PG.
As was "Poltergeist".
As was "Poltergeist".
"newz-ee", according to Keith Olbermann. And he would know.
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"newz-ee", according to Keith Olbermann. And he would know.
Once you understand that every male GOP staffer under the age of 30 was raised on 4Chan and Reddit, a lot of things start to make sense.
October 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Once you understand that every male GOP staffer under the age of 30 was raised on 4Chan and Reddit, a lot of things start to make sense.
"Distinct" is hardly a word I'd use for that guy or song; it's such a boring, generic song I never notice it when it's on... until that line "AND THEY COME UNSTUCK!!" Then I'm like, "wha? What came unstuck...?"
September 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"Distinct" is hardly a word I'd use for that guy or song; it's such a boring, generic song I never notice it when it's on... until that line "AND THEY COME UNSTUCK!!" Then I'm like, "wha? What came unstuck...?"
I think who people really want to run is the woman who writes his social media posts, not him.
September 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I think who people really want to run is the woman who writes his social media posts, not him.
The weirdest Madonna track, and maybe the weirdest thing you'll hear all day. She's reciting the Act of Contrition over backwards gospel choirs and shredding rock guitar, then starts screaming about being denied a restaurant reservation.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADAX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADAX...
Act of Contrition
YouTube video by Madonna - Topic
www.youtube.com
August 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The weirdest Madonna track, and maybe the weirdest thing you'll hear all day. She's reciting the Act of Contrition over backwards gospel choirs and shredding rock guitar, then starts screaming about being denied a restaurant reservation.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADAX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADAX...
On a related note: I really, irrationally hate the modern "ironic" hipster-y aesthetic send-up of the 1970's. I can't explain why, but it's annoying as fuck to me.
August 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
On a related note: I really, irrationally hate the modern "ironic" hipster-y aesthetic send-up of the 1970's. I can't explain why, but it's annoying as fuck to me.
Everybody from Duran Duran to Motley Crue to Donny Osmond to T-Pain to Pearl Jam to Pat Boone is warmly eulogizing Ozzy. He must've done something right.
July 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Everybody from Duran Duran to Motley Crue to Donny Osmond to T-Pain to Pearl Jam to Pat Boone is warmly eulogizing Ozzy. He must've done something right.
Hey Keith - is this true?
July 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hey Keith - is this true?
This flawlessness here is the only Stevie Wonder cover that I like *better* than the original.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oata...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oata...
George Michael - They Won't Go When I Go (Audio)
YouTube video by georgemichaelVEVO
www.youtube.com
June 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This flawlessness here is the only Stevie Wonder cover that I like *better* than the original.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oata...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oata...
Here's a 1976 funk obscurity that stops on the word stop, several times.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffd9...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffd9...
Flip Nunez - Mr cool
YouTube video by soil vibrates
www.youtube.com
June 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Here's a 1976 funk obscurity that stops on the word stop, several times.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffd9...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffd9...
Not even these. Wow.
June 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Not even these. Wow.
