jambles
@jambles.lol
all my posts are political
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i love @seppuku.surgery
it's fucked how normalized cars are
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
it's fucked how normalized cars are
i think my crowning achievement is still counting to 300 out loud when i was 6 years old. it's just been downhill ever since
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i think my crowning achievement is still counting to 300 out loud when i was 6 years old. it's just been downhill ever since
warren buffet made his billions by running a real big chinese buffet
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
warren buffet made his billions by running a real big chinese buffet
found the solution to high unemployment rates in my minecraft server log
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
found the solution to high unemployment rates in my minecraft server log
life is just like fortnite and minecraft conbined
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
life is just like fortnite and minecraft conbined
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shooting logs over the fence into my neighbours yard like this
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
shooting logs over the fence into my neighbours yard like this
why do we pull pork but shred chicken? and what should we do about beef?
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
why do we pull pork but shred chicken? and what should we do about beef?
it turned into winter all of the sudden
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
it turned into winter all of the sudden
the janitor woke me up by knocking on my door this morning. lathspell i name you.. ill news is an ill guest
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
the janitor woke me up by knocking on my door this morning. lathspell i name you.. ill news is an ill guest
ordering 6 nuggets but getting 8 makes me feel like gimli asking galadriel for a single strand of hair from her golden head but getting three
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
ordering 6 nuggets but getting 8 makes me feel like gimli asking galadriel for a single strand of hair from her golden head but getting three
if we can't fix the climate we could always just remove it altogether
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
if we can't fix the climate we could always just remove it altogether
about me:
-itching
-checking my emails
-itching
-checking my emails
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
about me:
-itching
-checking my emails
-itching
-checking my emails
i had to check my facebook account because i forgot my own age 🚶♂️
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
i had to check my facebook account because i forgot my own age 🚶♂️
bluesky moderation restored my post about taking the lives of billionaire techbros. thank you zohran mamdani
fuck all these evil nerds that have 0 understanding of tolkien's works. vote for me president of the united states and i will make it legal to kill them
A US tech bro corp in the US has decided the night sky should go away. They've made that decision for everyone on Earth.
Naturally they've named the first searing orbital array (many times brighter than the moon) after Eärendil, the light bearer, from Tolkien's work
www.space.com/space-explor...
Naturally they've named the first searing orbital array (many times brighter than the moon) after Eärendil, the light bearer, from Tolkien's work
www.space.com/space-explor...
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
bluesky moderation restored my post about taking the lives of billionaire techbros. thank you zohran mamdani
yeah i do stand up. i also do sit down, and lay down, and walk around. what's the big deal
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
yeah i do stand up. i also do sit down, and lay down, and walk around. what's the big deal
the original japanese subs for the lotr movies were exceptionally bad and this one example has me crying
![The Prancing Pony
Barliman:
[script] Good evening, little Masters.
[subtitle] What are these shorties here for?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kdag6tsrldrw5hr3tcjnh46b/bafkreidy2mvq5bsjw62oekmu7usrkvl45nn36zjqnbxve2pmbb5kfyr6ze@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
the original japanese subs for the lotr movies were exceptionally bad and this one example has me crying
all i want is a 2200 acre property with 37 miles of 1:8 scale railroad on it. is that too much to ask?
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
all i want is a 2200 acre property with 37 miles of 1:8 scale railroad on it. is that too much to ask?
wtf is up with seedless grapes?? if they don't make seeds, how do we ever get more?
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
wtf is up with seedless grapes?? if they don't make seeds, how do we ever get more?
as president united states, what turkey should i pardon this year?
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
as president united states, what turkey should i pardon this year?
paul blart mall cop 2 is a beautiful name for a baby girl
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
paul blart mall cop 2 is a beautiful name for a baby girl