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Father Figure
@jambandswiftie.swifties.social
You want a fight?
You found it.
I got the place surrounded.
You'll be sleeping with the fishes
before you know you're drowning.

(And if you bother to read this, formerly The Riffington Post.)
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
HBD Joey from The Silvers!
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Love 2 hang out on overlooks wit u
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
sUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUuuuuuUUUUUuuuuure ya did, with your scamming ass self
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Fun With Spam
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
explain yourself to this community right fucking now
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
But why
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
October 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
if you need me or @melissaauggiewest.bsky.social today, we will be over here spoofing Taylor Swift lyrics.
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Living a Taylor Swift-coded life. One hockey game at a time.
October 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Holy shit. I just remembered. AirPods. Fuck yeah.
October 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Jersey Shore sunset tonight entitled “Life of a Shell Girl”
October 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I have but one speed right now and it is all Labubu and Taylor Swift.

At least I got Jack Antonoff back with Taylor.
October 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Spider Man vs. Fat Ho now in theaters
October 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
ready for it
October 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
When you ask me or my husband, why were not planning on going to the MSG shows, it’s because hot dogs cost a lot here
September 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Anyway, I’ll dye everyone’s shirts. The Phish crowds dug my work more than Jesse’s. 😝
September 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
this little bastard caused so much of a stir from the other dimension this past weekend it was palpable

today, indirectly, he let us know when we can find him again next

the dead do not really die
September 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Post a Duo
September 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM