Father Figure
@jambandswiftie.swifties.social
You want a fight?
You found it.
I got the place surrounded.
You'll be sleeping with the fishes
before you know you're drowning.
(And if you bother to read this, formerly The Riffington Post.)
You found it.
I got the place surrounded.
You'll be sleeping with the fishes
before you know you're drowning.
(And if you bother to read this, formerly The Riffington Post.)
not feeling very well and kinda scared need t&p’s please
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
not feeling very well and kinda scared need t&p’s please
This is how I try to live my life. Oh, and shidding in a wedding dress in the middle of the street. But more about the being there for others.
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November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is how I try to live my life. Oh, and shidding in a wedding dress in the middle of the street. But more about the being there for others.
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Mylanta might have saved my life tonight.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Mylanta might have saved my life tonight.
this is not a "who is worse than who" game
if you did it, you are but a cog in the problem that allows things like that to happen on larger scales
don't be coy
if you did it, you are but a cog in the problem that allows things like that to happen on larger scales
don't be coy
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
this is not a "who is worse than who" game
if you did it, you are but a cog in the problem that allows things like that to happen on larger scales
don't be coy
if you did it, you are but a cog in the problem that allows things like that to happen on larger scales
don't be coy
maybe just be quiet for a few days because some of us have some dirt
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
maybe just be quiet for a few days because some of us have some dirt
king of my heart
body and soul
and all at once
body and soul
and all at once
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
king of my heart
body and soul
and all at once
body and soul
and all at once
that’s…disappointing, to say the least
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
that’s…disappointing, to say the least
i can't wait to play SkyCards and zone out to true crime in one hour and 56 minutes
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i can't wait to play SkyCards and zone out to true crime in one hour and 56 minutes
In my defense,
I have none,
For never leaving well enough
Alone.
I have none,
For never leaving well enough
Alone.
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
In my defense,
I have none,
For never leaving well enough
Alone.
I have none,
For never leaving well enough
Alone.
Okay why is every deodorant on Amazon all of a sudden like $12-20 per fucking stick? What the fuck?!?!
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Okay why is every deodorant on Amazon all of a sudden like $12-20 per fucking stick? What the fuck?!?!
The best part of my day so far have been live texting @eastcoastemo.bsky.social my immediate reactions while diving into the full TS catalogue and @peckedbythedove.bsky.social for her first trip to Buc-ees (happening right now!). It’s a great Sunday.
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The best part of my day so far have been live texting @eastcoastemo.bsky.social my immediate reactions while diving into the full TS catalogue and @peckedbythedove.bsky.social for her first trip to Buc-ees (happening right now!). It’s a great Sunday.
If someone asked me if I wanted to go to Long Island today, I would simply tell them no because neither of my girls are located there as they normally are
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If someone asked me if I wanted to go to Long Island today, I would simply tell them no because neither of my girls are located there as they normally are
Co-Star has been hitting me a little too close in the face the past week.
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Co-Star has been hitting me a little too close in the face the past week.
I was real upset about the haircut I got the other day. I feel much better about it now.
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I was real upset about the haircut I got the other day. I feel much better about it now.
My new favorite thing is whenever I open up apps or news sources today there’s a whole new story out there about the worst person ever recognizing someone worse than him and I am INSANE over it!!!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My new favorite thing is whenever I open up apps or news sources today there’s a whole new story out there about the worst person ever recognizing someone worse than him and I am INSANE over it!!!!!!
It took me 48 years, but I’m finally hip to Eddie F-gerald
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It took me 48 years, but I’m finally hip to Eddie F-gerald
I’m not from Hollywood.
I’m not gonna fuck your mouth.
My time is extremely valuable.
I’m not gonna fuck your mouth.
My time is extremely valuable.
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’m not from Hollywood.
I’m not gonna fuck your mouth.
My time is extremely valuable.
I’m not gonna fuck your mouth.
My time is extremely valuable.
Cam isn't funny. He's got a niche thing that is for a niche group. And he likes Goose.
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Cam isn't funny. He's got a niche thing that is for a niche group. And he likes Goose.
botulism in the baby formula. more at 11.
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
botulism in the baby formula. more at 11.
If you’re looking to get me a Christmas and/or Birthday gift, may I suggest this? I lost my Chad G while standing outside the Denver Fillmore and was seeing my husband for the very first time (12/31/17). I feel like it’s full circle time.
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www.legacyglassworks.com/collections/...
Chad G Timber Spoons
-Made by Chad G in 2021 -Dimensions: 4" x 1.5" -Note: Will not receive the exact piece pictured, please email info@legacyglassworks.com if you would like to see pictures of the exact available produc...
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November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If you’re looking to get me a Christmas and/or Birthday gift, may I suggest this? I lost my Chad G while standing outside the Denver Fillmore and was seeing my husband for the very first time (12/31/17). I feel like it’s full circle time.
www.legacyglassworks.com/collections/...
www.legacyglassworks.com/collections/...
Did you guys know that Eggland isn’t sending their best?
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Did you guys know that Eggland isn’t sending their best?
remember on friday when that one guy retweeted that one thing and everyone was all up in arms over it?
i do.
i do.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
remember on friday when that one guy retweeted that one thing and everyone was all up in arms over it?
i do.
i do.
I need any of you who live in Kansas with underage girls to move the fuck out of there immediately.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I need any of you who live in Kansas with underage girls to move the fuck out of there immediately.