Wonny Jalsh
@jalsh.bsky.social
Oh gawd
Founding Editor: Pariah Press
Doesn’t drive. Cricket, dril, misanthrophy.
RPStoval
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Founding Editor: Pariah Press
Doesn’t drive. Cricket, dril, misanthrophy.
RPStoval
Follows you
My only defining cultural memory of the 2010s is portly, cokey blokes wearing matte grey or weird-blue suits that were far too tight for them... that was the fashion.
Cheers
Cheers
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
My only defining cultural memory of the 2010s is portly, cokey blokes wearing matte grey or weird-blue suits that were far too tight for them... that was the fashion.
Cheers
Cheers
Free psychoanalysis going in Manchester for BAME only... right-o
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Free psychoanalysis going in Manchester for BAME only... right-o
£1500 pm to rent a moldy gaff in Whalley Range 😂
The sheer fuckin greed of it
The sheer fuckin greed of it
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
£1500 pm to rent a moldy gaff in Whalley Range 😂
The sheer fuckin greed of it
The sheer fuckin greed of it
Changing my name to...
Joel Cairo
Joel Cairo
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Changing my name to...
Joel Cairo
Joel Cairo
How long before Mamdani has a tragic accident or is a victim of a 'lone-wolf terrorist'? I'll give it a year.
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
How long before Mamdani has a tragic accident or is a victim of a 'lone-wolf terrorist'? I'll give it a year.
Reposted by Wonny Jalsh
Wonder if Matt Goodwin is aware the Acid Bath Murderer and the Crossbow Cannibal, both white Brits, attended the private school Queen Elizabeth's Grammar School in Wakefield.
November 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Wonder if Matt Goodwin is aware the Acid Bath Murderer and the Crossbow Cannibal, both white Brits, attended the private school Queen Elizabeth's Grammar School in Wakefield.
Reposted by Wonny Jalsh
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
Somewhere, Paul Morley's calling the flag people Situationists
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Somewhere, Paul Morley's calling the flag people Situationists
Ah I see mourning's not cool around the NQ any more.
New monograph on the way... Manchester and the end of Humanity
New monograph on the way... Manchester and the end of Humanity
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Ah I see mourning's not cool around the NQ any more.
New monograph on the way... Manchester and the end of Humanity
New monograph on the way... Manchester and the end of Humanity
Ramekins were just the start, this much we now know
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Ramekins were just the start, this much we now know
Always seems entirely fitting, WWI & II as the season finale to murder and exploitation on a vast scale. We're never gona get over it are we, or the Germans
October 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Always seems entirely fitting, WWI & II as the season finale to murder and exploitation on a vast scale. We're never gona get over it are we, or the Germans
80 min delays due to 'congestion'. Totally normal city.
October 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
80 min delays due to 'congestion'. Totally normal city.
Off home to dig a large splinter out of my thumb.
Cheers
Cheers
October 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Off home to dig a large splinter out of my thumb.
Cheers
Cheers
Just had a soapy banana, not the start I wanted.
October 28, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Just had a soapy banana, not the start I wanted.
Starmer must be stopped, somehow. Can't MI5 construct some sort of Scandal, as is their want? Can't the mossad out him as a paedophile yet? It's gone way beyond continuity Tory. Next election is August 2029... christ almighty
October 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Starmer must be stopped, somehow. Can't MI5 construct some sort of Scandal, as is their want? Can't the mossad out him as a paedophile yet? It's gone way beyond continuity Tory. Next election is August 2029... christ almighty
Starmer, the fascist who stands for nothing. Pure Eldritch horror
October 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Starmer, the fascist who stands for nothing. Pure Eldritch horror
Surely this sort of advice won't be allowed to continue under neo-fascism.
(I'm not skint btw... just curious)
(I'm not skint btw... just curious)
October 17, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Surely this sort of advice won't be allowed to continue under neo-fascism.
(I'm not skint btw... just curious)
(I'm not skint btw... just curious)
In an unsurprising development, half a brick has missed my head by about a foot after being thrown through the upstairs window of my bus in Rainsough
#Salford
Get them union jacks hoisted lads, what a city, real pride. Rule Britannia
#Salford
Get them union jacks hoisted lads, what a city, real pride. Rule Britannia
October 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
In an unsurprising development, half a brick has missed my head by about a foot after being thrown through the upstairs window of my bus in Rainsough
#Salford
Get them union jacks hoisted lads, what a city, real pride. Rule Britannia
#Salford
Get them union jacks hoisted lads, what a city, real pride. Rule Britannia
I see as a country we still haven't got to grips with basic air conditioning. What a nation this is.
'Could you turn the air con. down please? It's colder on here than it is outside. Everyone's sat in their coats...'
'No, it's automated.'
Now on train two, even colder. Brilliant. BRILLIANT
'Could you turn the air con. down please? It's colder on here than it is outside. Everyone's sat in their coats...'
'No, it's automated.'
Now on train two, even colder. Brilliant. BRILLIANT
October 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I see as a country we still haven't got to grips with basic air conditioning. What a nation this is.
'Could you turn the air con. down please? It's colder on here than it is outside. Everyone's sat in their coats...'
'No, it's automated.'
Now on train two, even colder. Brilliant. BRILLIANT
'Could you turn the air con. down please? It's colder on here than it is outside. Everyone's sat in their coats...'
'No, it's automated.'
Now on train two, even colder. Brilliant. BRILLIANT
Hmmmm, a population they consider lesser and murderous, Everyone Hamas or potential Hamas, the glint in someone's eye Hamas... living in the reconstructed Israeli-Gaza under a techno-fascist regime... I wonder what's gona possibly happen?
October 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hmmmm, a population they consider lesser and murderous, Everyone Hamas or potential Hamas, the glint in someone's eye Hamas... living in the reconstructed Israeli-Gaza under a techno-fascist regime... I wonder what's gona possibly happen?
