Jalopy
jalopy1.bsky.social
Jalopy
@jalopy1.bsky.social
Astute identifier of excuses.
I’m confused. Are the “illegals” coming in with their cattle? Are the cattle coming by themselves? Are the cattle claiming asylum? Is none of that happening? So hard to find the truth nowadays…
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Who did this? 😆😆😆
August 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Who’s got the over/under on hours it takes before Cheezy Gordita Trump tells us he had the “biggliest parade in the history of parades, bigglier than anyone has ever seen before”?
June 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Does no one else see it?
#iykyk
June 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
No one wants to come here anyway 🙄
June 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If only there was a trustworthy news outlet(s) that had warned the American people of the dangers of electing this guy BEFORE Election Day…if only.
April 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
We need to rally and support Rep. Bacon and simply appreciate his position. It is NOT a forgiveness of everything he has previously supported, but he should be acknowledged and supported for this.
April 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Zoe is on my favorite teacher list now.
#NancyMace
April 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Is this #MarcoRubio questioning some life decisions?
March 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Share and reshare the ever-lovin crap out of this. Fox News reported that RUSSIA started the war in 2022. Where’s #FoxNews now when the FOTUS is spreading garbage information?
February 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“Do you work for my daddy?”
“Why is your face orange?”
February 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Word of the day…completely at random, of course.
February 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Trump’s Cabinet Picks:
[Name of Nominee] Appears Unfamiliar with Key Elements of [Department]
January 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Poor guy, he spelled Actually wrong.
January 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
#GOP and Friends might want to have Ms Luna to simma down a bit on this one
January 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Is there a better way to end a Friday?
January 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
HE IS OUT!!
November 21, 2024 at 5:36 PM