Jalopy
jalopy1.bsky.social
Jalopy
@jalopy1.bsky.social
Astute identifier of excuses.
I’m confused. Are the “illegals” coming in with their cattle? Are the cattle coming by themselves? Are the cattle claiming asylum? Is none of that happening? So hard to find the truth nowadays…
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Add to cart.
I mean, as long as we're spitballing the idea:
October 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hear me out: #GOP vs #Dems in Red Rover. Winner gets their CR passed. Done.
October 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Comforting to remember that Trump has Kennedy and Oz on his team during this time of questionable health 😉
September 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Reposted by Jalopy
Perfection.
August 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Who did this? 😆😆😆
August 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I do like the idea of a fitness expectation for middle school and high school, but if you call it the Presidential Fitness Program, shouldn’t the President be able to complete it?
August 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Such a shame that Obama and Biden spent so much time and effort ‘creating’ the Epstein files….and did nothing with them. Damn shame 😆
July 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Who’s got the over/under on hours it takes before Cheezy Gordita Trump tells us he had the “biggliest parade in the history of parades, bigglier than anyone has ever seen before”?
June 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Does no one else see it?
#iykyk
June 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
No one wants to come here anyway 🙄
June 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If only there was a trustworthy news outlet(s) that had warned the American people of the dangers of electing this guy BEFORE Election Day…if only.
April 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
We need to rally and support Rep. Bacon and simply appreciate his position. It is NOT a forgiveness of everything he has previously supported, but he should be acknowledged and supported for this.
April 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Zoe is on my favorite teacher list now.
#NancyMace
April 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Exec Branch just told Boasberg to pound sand on the Minute Order by claiming the flights to El Salvador are protected “states secrets”.

The entire video from shackles-flights-prison has been published to the world.

NOW is when the court needs to issue a warrant for Trump’s and Rubio’s arrest.
March 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Is this #MarcoRubio questioning some life decisions?
March 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I sure hope #MAGA has a plan from their deity to employ all these fired federal workers. You may call bullsh*t on their federal job, but your cult leader just took that argument away - they are now part of the unemployed that Captain 🌽 Payment said he was going to solve. See how that works?
February 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Share and reshare the ever-lovin crap out of this. Fox News reported that RUSSIA started the war in 2022. Where’s #FoxNews now when the FOTUS is spreading garbage information?
February 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“Do you work for my daddy?”
“Why is your face orange?”
February 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Word of the day…completely at random, of course.
February 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Trump’s Cabinet Picks:
[Name of Nominee] Appears Unfamiliar with Key Elements of [Department]
January 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
@aoc.bsky.social Appreciate your posts about what we all already know. But what are you and the Party doing about it? We all see the same things you’re repeating, we need to know what our elected officials are doing to stop it.
January 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Poor guy, he spelled Actually wrong.
January 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
#GOP and Friends might want to have Ms Luna to simma down a bit on this one
January 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Is there a better way to end a Friday?
January 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM