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"God, I can’t take much more of this."
Nation’s Liberals Anxiously Waiting With Unzipped Pants To Jerk Off To Trump Mug Shot
ATLANTA—Hopping from foot to foot in front of their laptop and phone screens in fevered anticipation of the former president’s photo, the nation’s liberals reportedly anxiously waited with un...
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August 24, 2023 at 5:15 PM
"God, I can’t take much more of this."
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“I’ll take Nosferatu for the block."
August 23, 2023 at 9:21 PM
“I’ll take Nosferatu for the block."
Wait, Oppenheimer tried to poison one of his professors?
https://medium.com/predict/world-famous-scientist-who-tried-to-kill-his-professor-robert-oppenheimer-427b90559bfd
https://medium.com/predict/world-famous-scientist-who-tried-to-kill-his-professor-robert-oppenheimer-427b90559bfd
July 11, 2023 at 2:57 AM
Wait, Oppenheimer tried to poison one of his professors?
https://medium.com/predict/world-famous-scientist-who-tried-to-kill-his-professor-robert-oppenheimer-427b90559bfd
https://medium.com/predict/world-famous-scientist-who-tried-to-kill-his-professor-robert-oppenheimer-427b90559bfd
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DeSantis—amid audible gasps from the crowd—violently shook his hand up and down, yanked the man’s tongue out several inches, and yelled “thank you for your service.”
Ron DeSantis Shakes World War II Vet’s Tongue
TALLAHASSEE, FL—In an effort to connect with voters while on the 2024 campaign trail, Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) ended a fundraiser Tuesday by approaching a World War II veteran and shaking his tongue...
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June 21, 2023 at 2:21 PM
DeSantis—amid audible gasps from the crowd—violently shook his hand up and down, yanked the man’s tongue out several inches, and yelled “thank you for your service.”
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Trump doesn’t know how to shut up, and he has no intention to. That may play to his base, but it very well might destroy his case in court. Monday night’s interview with Fox’s Bret Baier was a doozy. I walk through two big admissions. https://statuskuo.substack.com/p/trump-was-just-laid-baier?sd=pf
June 20, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Trump doesn’t know how to shut up, and he has no intention to. That may play to his base, but it very well might destroy his case in court. Monday night’s interview with Fox’s Bret Baier was a doozy. I walk through two big admissions. https://statuskuo.substack.com/p/trump-was-just-laid-baier?sd=pf
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With my friend, novelist and screenwriter Tom Wheeler, I’m launching a podcast about UFOS/UAPS and related phenomena. We hope to be your on-ramp to this fascinating field and your guide through the stages of UFO awareness: Curiosity? Shock!Acceptance.
@really_podcast_official on IG
#UFOs #UAP
@really_podcast_official on IG
#UFOs #UAP
June 14, 2023 at 10:26 PM
With my friend, novelist and screenwriter Tom Wheeler, I’m launching a podcast about UFOS/UAPS and related phenomena. We hope to be your on-ramp to this fascinating field and your guide through the stages of UFO awareness: Curiosity? Shock!Acceptance.
@really_podcast_official on IG
#UFOs #UAP
@really_podcast_official on IG
#UFOs #UAP
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Wait. The Supreme Court ruled 5-4 FOR voting rights? I’m truly surprised and delighted! Alabama, which is 27 percent Black, likely will get two instead of one Black folks to represent them in Congress, out of the delegation of seven, after the Court agreed the state had racially gerrymandered.
June 8, 2023 at 3:12 PM
Wait. The Supreme Court ruled 5-4 FOR voting rights? I’m truly surprised and delighted! Alabama, which is 27 percent Black, likely will get two instead of one Black folks to represent them in Congress, out of the delegation of seven, after the Court agreed the state had racially gerrymandered.
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This is a story that, at a minimum, everyone who is capable of curiosity should be curious about. I think it likely that curiosity will bloom into a passionate need to know more.
https://thedebrief.org/intelligence-officials-say-u-s-has-retrieved-non-human-craft/
https://thedebrief.org/intelligence-officials-say-u-s-has-retrieved-non-human-craft/
June 5, 2023 at 7:19 PM
This is a story that, at a minimum, everyone who is capable of curiosity should be curious about. I think it likely that curiosity will bloom into a passionate need to know more.
https://thedebrief.org/intelligence-officials-say-u-s-has-retrieved-non-human-craft/
https://thedebrief.org/intelligence-officials-say-u-s-has-retrieved-non-human-craft/
Hey @hmeisler.bsky.social do we get a poll tomorrow? Or do I have to go to that other app?
June 3, 2023 at 1:44 AM
Hey @hmeisler.bsky.social do we get a poll tomorrow? Or do I have to go to that other app?
Sometimes when I'm bored I put on a Hawaiian shirt and go to Trader Joe's.
June 1, 2023 at 10:54 PM
Sometimes when I'm bored I put on a Hawaiian shirt and go to Trader Joe's.
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“This one’s a real thinker.”
Internet Divided Over Video Of Black Cop Shooting White Cop Who Was Choking Out Racist White Woman Who Called Police On Black Teenagers
CHICAGO—Following a widely shared post that sparked debate and confusion among online factions of every stripe, the internet was reportedly divided Thursday over a video that documented a Black cop shooting a white cop for choking out a racist white woman who had just called the police on some Black teenagers. “This…
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June 1, 2023 at 2:51 PM
“This one’s a real thinker.”