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Jalapeño, the turtle who lived
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Hello I am Jalapeño, the turtle who lived. On January 15, 2025, I survived a horrible apartment fire in Chicago's Ravenswood neighborhood. I was assumed dead but I tricked everyone by hiding at the bottom of my terrarium! I am a spicy turtle!
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Hello Bluesky! This @blockclubchi.bsky.social article mentions me but incorrectly states that I am "lost". I am not lost! I am Jalapeño, the turtle who lived. 🐢 blockclubchicago.org/2025/01/15/r...
Ravenswood Apartment Building Fire Leaves 1 Dead, Multiple Tenants Displaced
The fire appears to have been caused by unattended food being cooked, officials said.
blockclubchicago.org
Happy #pride to all my friends in the Turtle LGBTQ+ community!

I haven't posted in a while but I'm still here and I'm still Jalapeño, the turtle who lived. ♥️ 🏳️‍🌈 🐢
June 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I hear it's #WorldTurtleDay! A whole day about me, what's not to like?
May 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Fun fact, a #turtle tank full of pellets is a very short term situation. Nom nom nom.
March 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Chomp chomp!

#turtle #dinner #chomp
February 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Happy #valentinesday from America's sweetheart, me, Jalapeño the turtle who lived!
February 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I'm sticking my neck out to predict a Philadelphia victory. Go Eagles! #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"And you can dream, so dream out loud. And don't let the bastards grind you down." 🎶

#turtleturntable
February 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Lettuce! I will defeat you.
January 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"Everything... in its right place..." 🎶

#turteturntable
January 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"Let's dance! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues..." 🎶

#turtleturntable
January 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Breaking news: I've discovered ping pong balls. How's your day going?
January 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Just like that river twisting through a dusty land..." 🎶
January 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is pretty but definitely not turtle weather.
Steam rises off of Lake Michigan during today’s subzero sunrise from Chicago’s Museum Campus.
#OnAssignment for @blockclubchi.bsky.social #ILWX
January 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Lettuce is good but does anyone have any hot sauce? #spicyturtle
January 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Reposted by Jalapeño, the turtle who lived
Jalapeño, a Ravenswood couple's pet turtle, was found alive after a deadly apartment fire. https://buff.ly/4g8L905
January 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The sound of falling water is pretty great, especially when you're a turtle.
January 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The nice people at VEG Lincoln Park sent me this video from when I stayed there. They wrote "please enjoy this video of Jalapeño trying his best to eat us" and they are right, I do enjoy it!
January 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Hey! I'm in a car again. I'm going home from Chicago Exotics Animal with my aunt and uncle. I still think they should let me drive.
January 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Thanks Alex and Block Club Chicago for sharing the story of our spicy little fighter! And thanks to the community and neighborhood for all the support for my sister and all the residents of the building! ♥️
January 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Reposted by Jalapeño, the turtle who lived
Jalapeño, a Ravenswood couple's pet turtle, was found alive after a deadly apartment fire. https://buff.ly/4g8L905
January 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reposted by Jalapeño, the turtle who lived
Reposted by Jalapeño, the turtle who lived
Hurrah for Jalapeño! Also, turns out he now has his own Bluesky account! @jalapeno-turtle.bsky.social #jalapenostrong
January 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Reposted by Jalapeño, the turtle who lived
Hello Bluesky! This @blockclubchi.bsky.social article mentions me but incorrectly states that I am "lost". I am not lost! I am Jalapeño, the turtle who lived. 🐢 blockclubchicago.org/2025/01/15/r...
Ravenswood Apartment Building Fire Leaves 1 Dead, Multiple Tenants Displaced
The fire appears to have been caused by unattended food being cooked, officials said.
blockclubchicago.org
January 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM