Jalaguy
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I post about toys! Amateur reading guide curator, TFWiki admin. He/they.
Thinking about Hot House, the fire department A-10 Thunderbolt.
The person buying gear for the department read "fire support" on a spec sheet and said "oh perfect, that sounds like something we could use!"
The person buying gear for the department read "fire support" on a spec sheet and said "oh perfect, that sounds like something we could use!"
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Thinking about Hot House, the fire department A-10 Thunderbolt.
The person buying gear for the department read "fire support" on a spec sheet and said "oh perfect, that sounds like something we could use!"
The person buying gear for the department read "fire support" on a spec sheet and said "oh perfect, that sounds like something we could use!"
I have to post this picture of an incredibly funny thing that happened in this same game of Root:
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I have to post this picture of an incredibly funny thing that happened in this same game of Root:
Oh my god they're making the buses wear poppies now.
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Oh my god they're making the buses wear poppies now.
(Apex gets a rough time from people who are mad that it isn't Titanfall 3, but I promise it's really good! Genuinely the nicest-feeling shooter I've ever played. Plus it stars Catalyst, iconic cringe nerd trans witch.)
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
(Apex gets a rough time from people who are mad that it isn't Titanfall 3, but I promise it's really good! Genuinely the nicest-feeling shooter I've ever played. Plus it stars Catalyst, iconic cringe nerd trans witch.)
Holy shit the thigh clipping through his waist??The random cylinders attached to his arm??? Genuinely impressive how much these fucking suck.
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Holy shit the thigh clipping through his waist??The random cylinders attached to his arm??? Genuinely impressive how much these fucking suck.
Was trying to make a point about how much the animation models for all the 1986 Scramble City guys suck, and drew this harrowing look at an alternate reality where the reference material available for drawing Optimus Prime's animation model was just as bad.
October 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Was trying to make a point about how much the animation models for all the 1986 Scramble City guys suck, and drew this harrowing look at an alternate reality where the reference material available for drawing Optimus Prime's animation model was just as bad.
Got curious, wanted to see what the Bruticus animation model - the lineart for which actually skews way closer to the toys than any of the individual Combaticons' animation models generally do - would look like if it was coloured correctly.
(It looks way better.)
(It looks way better.)
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Got curious, wanted to see what the Bruticus animation model - the lineart for which actually skews way closer to the toys than any of the individual Combaticons' animation models generally do - would look like if it was coloured correctly.
(It looks way better.)
(It looks way better.)
Watched Underwater as my seasonal horror viewing tonight, a film about evil deepsea fishmen where the least realistic part is that we're asked to believe that this KStew character is straight.
October 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Watched Underwater as my seasonal horror viewing tonight, a film about evil deepsea fishmen where the least realistic part is that we're asked to believe that this KStew character is straight.
To be fair, if you ignore how it got coloured, it's kind of more toy-accurate than Swindle's robot or vehicle models!
October 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
To be fair, if you ignore how it got coloured, it's kind of more toy-accurate than Swindle's robot or vehicle models!
I met it in person today, waited till the Hasbro guy was away so I could take a picture with an iconic flop.
October 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I met it in person today, waited till the Hasbro guy was away so I could take a picture with an iconic flop.
I think it's supposed to be a Cybertronian-mode version of his Legacy toy, judging by the design art.
October 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I think it's supposed to be a Cybertronian-mode version of his Legacy toy, judging by the design art.
Dying at the first two images in Google's little overview widget thing for Wicked Pt. 2 being edited YouTube thumbnails suggesting that Gelphie are going to get married and/or have a baby together.
October 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Dying at the first two images in Google's little overview widget thing for Wicked Pt. 2 being edited YouTube thumbnails suggesting that Gelphie are going to get married and/or have a baby together.
They're minifig kufi caps!
October 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
They're minifig kufi caps!
Additional kudos to the wiki for preserving an exciting selection of extremely funny promotional photoshoots.
October 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Additional kudos to the wiki for preserving an exciting selection of extremely funny promotional photoshoots.
It's truly tragic that the non-exclusive reuse of the Range-Viper tooling is this Valaverse-looking snoozefest. Skull Buster was right there as an option...!
September 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It's truly tragic that the non-exclusive reuse of the Range-Viper tooling is this Valaverse-looking snoozefest. Skull Buster was right there as an option...!
Battersea Titan lore has dropped via a weird hexagonal poster mini-comic thing they'll sell you for ten quid:
transformersbattersea.com/products/tit...
transformersbattersea.com/products/tit...
September 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Battersea Titan lore has dropped via a weird hexagonal poster mini-comic thing they'll sell you for ten quid:
transformersbattersea.com/products/tit...
transformersbattersea.com/products/tit...
I think IDW raised the bar for new Titan characters unsustainably high with Chela, the giant golden bird who's fucking Metrotitan.
Batterseatron never had a chance. I bet he's not even fucking anyone.
Batterseatron never had a chance. I bet he's not even fucking anyone.
September 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I think IDW raised the bar for new Titan characters unsustainably high with Chela, the giant golden bird who's fucking Metrotitan.
Batterseatron never had a chance. I bet he's not even fucking anyone.
Batterseatron never had a chance. I bet he's not even fucking anyone.
Oh wait hang on, and did even those chimneys just get sloppily edited onto the art after the fact???
September 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Oh wait hang on, and did even those chimneys just get sloppily edited onto the art after the fact???
It feels really stupid that Batterseatron's robot mode doesn't actually have any brickwork from alt mode visible, just generic robot parts that are incidentally the same colour as the brickwork. The chimneys are the only actual Battersea Power Station parts on him.
September 17, 2025 at 10:34 AM
It feels really stupid that Batterseatron's robot mode doesn't actually have any brickwork from alt mode visible, just generic robot parts that are incidentally the same colour as the brickwork. The chimneys are the only actual Battersea Power Station parts on him.
I asked my thirty-something North American friends this question a few years ago, dug up the answers I got:
September 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I asked my thirty-something North American friends this question a few years ago, dug up the answers I got:
Cobra CLAW came in, so I enacted my plan to swap the pilot's two alternate heads onto my tan Valkyries to make Marvel-colours ones! Really pleased with how they look.
September 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Cobra CLAW came in, so I enacted my plan to swap the pilot's two alternate heads onto my tan Valkyries to make Marvel-colours ones! Really pleased with how they look.
What's that you have there, M3GAN?
September 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What's that you have there, M3GAN?
I picked up the NECA figure of M3GAN!
I've steered clear of NECA stuff for like a decade because it's always nasty to handle, and sure enough it still is, but I'll do it for her...
I've steered clear of NECA stuff for like a decade because it's always nasty to handle, and sure enough it still is, but I'll do it for her...
September 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I picked up the NECA figure of M3GAN!
I've steered clear of NECA stuff for like a decade because it's always nasty to handle, and sure enough it still is, but I'll do it for her...
I've steered clear of NECA stuff for like a decade because it's always nasty to handle, and sure enough it still is, but I'll do it for her...