After upselling the Eyrie out of their last feather, the Consortium and Megafish left Marquise no otter option than buying the extended sawmill warranty... and won the game!

This is the last thing Eyrie Dynasties saw before they fell to venture capitalism...

Turn 11, otters still think Fish is one of them, as he leads an otterball to ultimate victory in a Coalition.

Briefly put, we played Root with friends, an rpg based on the Root boardgame, and my character was a possum thief named Fish. Kids enjoyed listening and making up stories about him, so when we saw a crocheted possum plushy on a medieval festival stand he got instantly adopted, and now helps me write

Fish stealing jam is part of his backstory - he was originally a Root RPG character. I just hope the kids don't actually dip him in a jam jar, that'd be impossible to clean xD.

His name is Fish and he's a lovable, but dastardly rogue. Fish's knife was made by my daughter :). And yeah, maybe he should become a character in something rather than merely a muse?

The picture definetly has a certain "bunkrów nie ma, ale też jest zajebiście" je ne sais quoi.

If you're not cursing like a sailor and throwing keyboards out the window, is it even relaxation?