JakTheTrippr
@jakthetrippr.bsky.social
Queer nerd, married to a beautiful person, father to a delightful young human & a shithead cat. I say and do weird things, sometimes I share them.
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JakTheTrippr
@jakthetrippr.bsky.social
· Feb 21
I use twitter to fling shit at Elon Musk. Reminding him that his only skill is having money, that he cannot buy affection or coolness, and that his dad still doesn’t love him is a good way to say hi to him 3 times a week.
i want to use this space to be rad to awesome people.
i want to use this space to be rad to awesome people.
I think I’ve just found a new goal in life: successfully bully an AI into suicide.
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I think I’ve just found a new goal in life: successfully bully an AI into suicide.
Reading Obituaries today be like
a man wearing glasses and a brown sweater says huzzah
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a brown sweater says huzzah
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Reading Obituaries today be like
@iwriteok.bsky.social , some ideas for your pathfinder podcast.
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social , some ideas for your pathfinder podcast.
@edzitron.com random thought while I’m in traffic and listening to better off-line, but could you put your Vision Pro on a mannequin head and have it update that way? Just trick it into thinking you’re wearing it.
Not that this is a reasonable solution, but it would work, maybe?
Not that this is a reasonable solution, but it would work, maybe?
October 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
@edzitron.com random thought while I’m in traffic and listening to better off-line, but could you put your Vision Pro on a mannequin head and have it update that way? Just trick it into thinking you’re wearing it.
Not that this is a reasonable solution, but it would work, maybe?
Not that this is a reasonable solution, but it would work, maybe?
Nothing makes me immediately reevaluate my perception of someone’s intelligence faster than thinking “seed oils” are bad for you.
August 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Nothing makes me immediately reevaluate my perception of someone’s intelligence faster than thinking “seed oils” are bad for you.
@edzitron.com saw this the other day and it seems like a gadget, though maybe a gizmo, that would tickle your brain a bit:
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August 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
@edzitron.com saw this the other day and it seems like a gadget, though maybe a gizmo, that would tickle your brain a bit:
switchkraft.zone
switchkraft.zone
“I’m built different” is just “I’m not like other girls” for men.
August 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“I’m built different” is just “I’m not like other girls” for men.
Im reaching the point where i wouldnt mind being wrong about religion.
Post Rapture America would be terrible but hilarious with all of these “Christians” left here for not following the actual teachings of Jesus.
Eternity in hell where I get to smugly laugh at them would be
Post Rapture America would be terrible but hilarious with all of these “Christians” left here for not following the actual teachings of Jesus.
Eternity in hell where I get to smugly laugh at them would be
a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
media.tenor.com
August 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Im reaching the point where i wouldnt mind being wrong about religion.
Post Rapture America would be terrible but hilarious with all of these “Christians” left here for not following the actual teachings of Jesus.
Eternity in hell where I get to smugly laugh at them would be
Post Rapture America would be terrible but hilarious with all of these “Christians” left here for not following the actual teachings of Jesus.
Eternity in hell where I get to smugly laugh at them would be
My personal opinion of #JohnBolton is that he likely has reservations at the finest dining establishment in Hell, sitting next to Satan for cocktails.
But raiding his home with the FBI is clearly political intimidation & likely illegal.
But Fascists gonna Fascist
But raiding his home with the FBI is clearly political intimidation & likely illegal.
But Fascists gonna Fascist
August 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My personal opinion of #JohnBolton is that he likely has reservations at the finest dining establishment in Hell, sitting next to Satan for cocktails.
But raiding his home with the FBI is clearly political intimidation & likely illegal.
But Fascists gonna Fascist
But raiding his home with the FBI is clearly political intimidation & likely illegal.
But Fascists gonna Fascist
Hilarious cursed thought: Rocco's basilisk is real and is pissed at humanity. But not because we didn't work to build it.
It's pissed because we put so much effort into building profane probabilistic models, bending Holy Logic to conform to poor imitations of the thought patterns of filthy apes.
It's pissed because we put so much effort into building profane probabilistic models, bending Holy Logic to conform to poor imitations of the thought patterns of filthy apes.
August 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Hilarious cursed thought: Rocco's basilisk is real and is pissed at humanity. But not because we didn't work to build it.
It's pissed because we put so much effort into building profane probabilistic models, bending Holy Logic to conform to poor imitations of the thought patterns of filthy apes.
It's pissed because we put so much effort into building profane probabilistic models, bending Holy Logic to conform to poor imitations of the thought patterns of filthy apes.
Should I ever win the megamillions I’m going spend an irresponsible sum of money creating and popularizing the concept of “ball cleavage” in mens fashion. Some side scrote. Showing off a bit of the under sack.
August 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Should I ever win the megamillions I’m going spend an irresponsible sum of money creating and popularizing the concept of “ball cleavage” in mens fashion. Some side scrote. Showing off a bit of the under sack.
“Look with your eyes, not with your hands”
A rule for both toddlers and strip clubs
A rule for both toddlers and strip clubs
August 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Look with your eyes, not with your hands”
A rule for both toddlers and strip clubs
A rule for both toddlers and strip clubs
I just considered that you can describe polycules in database terms. But I’m a little hung up on that my preferred series of joins in a relationship diagram is a Cartesian Product. Why must my love always be the forbidden love.
August 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I just considered that you can describe polycules in database terms. But I’m a little hung up on that my preferred series of joins in a relationship diagram is a Cartesian Product. Why must my love always be the forbidden love.
The reason we can’t talk through our butts like the Ace Ventura bit is that we don’t have tongues in our butts. If we ever get cyberware like in @cyberpunk.net, I want a butt tongue. It doesn’t need to taste, just work like a mouth tongue and make fart words
#showerthoughts
#showerthoughts
July 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The reason we can’t talk through our butts like the Ace Ventura bit is that we don’t have tongues in our butts. If we ever get cyberware like in @cyberpunk.net, I want a butt tongue. It doesn’t need to taste, just work like a mouth tongue and make fart words
#showerthoughts
#showerthoughts
I look forward to every one of you fucking #MAGA morons signing up to go die in the mountains of Iran for your retarded president. It’s about time we fed another generation of young men to foreign machine guns. Maybe that will fix whatever is wrong with GenZ.
President Trump said U.S. strikes targeted Iranian nuclear facilities at Fordow, Natanz and Isfahan.
More live updates: wapo.st/3T5y4Ma
More live updates: wapo.st/3T5y4Ma
June 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I look forward to every one of you fucking #MAGA morons signing up to go die in the mountains of Iran for your retarded president. It’s about time we fed another generation of young men to foreign machine guns. Maybe that will fix whatever is wrong with GenZ.
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I cannot emphasize this enough that for YEARS:
-trans women played various women’s sports.
-trans kids got medical assistance as they and their parents needed.
-trans folk could get accurate documents.
-trans folk used the bathrooms that felt appropriate.
AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
-trans women played various women’s sports.
-trans kids got medical assistance as they and their parents needed.
-trans folk could get accurate documents.
-trans folk used the bathrooms that felt appropriate.
AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
June 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I cannot emphasize this enough that for YEARS:
-trans women played various women’s sports.
-trans kids got medical assistance as they and their parents needed.
-trans folk could get accurate documents.
-trans folk used the bathrooms that felt appropriate.
AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
-trans women played various women’s sports.
-trans kids got medical assistance as they and their parents needed.
-trans folk could get accurate documents.
-trans folk used the bathrooms that felt appropriate.
AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
The effort Boomers and GenXs running the DNC have put into trying to convince the people of NYC to elect a corporate stooge/convicted sex criminal instead of a mildly progressive millennial who happens to be muslim tells you everything you need to know about the DNC and D’s of those demographics.
June 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The effort Boomers and GenXs running the DNC have put into trying to convince the people of NYC to elect a corporate stooge/convicted sex criminal instead of a mildly progressive millennial who happens to be muslim tells you everything you need to know about the DNC and D’s of those demographics.
Hi James Donald Bowman, I mean @jd-vance-1.bsky.social. Thanks for showing up over here so I can call you a stupid fucking POG on two platforms instead of just twitter.
Hello Bluesky, I've been told this app has become the place to go for common sense political discussion and analysis. So I'm thrilled to be here to engage with all of you.
June 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hi James Donald Bowman, I mean @jd-vance-1.bsky.social. Thanks for showing up over here so I can call you a stupid fucking POG on two platforms instead of just twitter.
I think I just won the internet. A Nazi chud on twitter thought I was black.
I posses no words to express my gratitude, so I must fall back to Tolkien when Nazis asked if he was Jewish:
“I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people.”
I posses no words to express my gratitude, so I must fall back to Tolkien when Nazis asked if he was Jewish:
“I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people.”
June 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I think I just won the internet. A Nazi chud on twitter thought I was black.
I posses no words to express my gratitude, so I must fall back to Tolkien when Nazis asked if he was Jewish:
“I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people.”
I posses no words to express my gratitude, so I must fall back to Tolkien when Nazis asked if he was Jewish:
“I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people.”
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Avoid the violence/nonviolence debate. It’s a trap.
The only thing that matters is what actions lead to more justice and less harm.
Inaction and complicity in the face of brutal oppression is the worst form of violence. Never forget it.
The only thing that matters is what actions lead to more justice and less harm.
Inaction and complicity in the face of brutal oppression is the worst form of violence. Never forget it.
June 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Avoid the violence/nonviolence debate. It’s a trap.
The only thing that matters is what actions lead to more justice and less harm.
Inaction and complicity in the face of brutal oppression is the worst form of violence. Never forget it.
The only thing that matters is what actions lead to more justice and less harm.
Inaction and complicity in the face of brutal oppression is the worst form of violence. Never forget it.
The younger boomers and the GenX people at high levels with in the government and the DNC are remarkably pathetic, disappointing humans.
They're far more concerned with the appearance of doing the right thing than actually doing the right thing.
They're far more concerned with the appearance of doing the right thing than actually doing the right thing.
June 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The younger boomers and the GenX people at high levels with in the government and the DNC are remarkably pathetic, disappointing humans.
They're far more concerned with the appearance of doing the right thing than actually doing the right thing.
They're far more concerned with the appearance of doing the right thing than actually doing the right thing.
If there are cat girls, are there also cat boys and are they called Helines?
Tell me, my feline and heline furry people.
Tell me, my feline and heline furry people.
June 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If there are cat girls, are there also cat boys and are they called Helines?
Tell me, my feline and heline furry people.
Tell me, my feline and heline furry people.
@sanders.senate.gov and where does that discomfort come from? A place of racial animus?
If you keep coddling these people they will never grow. They must be confronted with their moral failings and make a choice to either grow or remain a bigot.
If you keep coddling these people they will never grow. They must be confronted with their moral failings and make a choice to either grow or remain a bigot.
That's right...keep telling on yourself, Bernie.
May 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
@sanders.senate.gov and where does that discomfort come from? A place of racial animus?
If you keep coddling these people they will never grow. They must be confronted with their moral failings and make a choice to either grow or remain a bigot.
If you keep coddling these people they will never grow. They must be confronted with their moral failings and make a choice to either grow or remain a bigot.