Jakob Kolness
@jakobkolness.bsky.social
Watcher of cinema. Writer of film and fiction. Father to a beautiful dog child. MNFCA member 🎥
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MAGA: Sorry, we’re a bit confused here. What is it? YES or NO on the public executions?
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
MAGA: Sorry, we’re a bit confused here. What is it? YES or NO on the public executions?
seeing this new movie tonight
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
seeing this new movie tonight
NEON dropping FYC screeners in my inbox tonight
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
NEON dropping FYC screeners in my inbox tonight
Finally caught up on the premiere of PLURIBUS.
Just the concept of this show got me like
Just the concept of this show got me like
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Finally caught up on the premiere of PLURIBUS.
Just the concept of this show got me like
Just the concept of this show got me like
Nuremberg is officially Verified Hot! 🥵 🔥
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Nuremberg is officially Verified Hot! 🥵 🔥
Christmas decor is up, wine is poured, Julie & Julia is on and boyfriend is in the kitchen filling the apt with good smells trying to make Julia proud 😌
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Christmas decor is up, wine is poured, Julie & Julia is on and boyfriend is in the kitchen filling the apt with good smells trying to make Julia proud 😌
It looks like we’ll be waiting QUITE A WHILE LONGER for #WakeUpDeadMan
November 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It looks like we’ll be waiting QUITE A WHILE LONGER for #WakeUpDeadMan
A Happy Halloween to all my followers from this cute pumpkin 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A Happy Halloween to all my followers from this cute pumpkin 🎃
no tv and no beer make homer go crazy
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
no tv and no beer make homer go crazy
Subjecting my dog to #GoodBoyMovie @ifcfilms.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Subjecting my dog to #GoodBoyMovie @ifcfilms.bsky.social
Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny singing MGMT’s “The Youth” as “The Yute” came to me in a dream
October 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny singing MGMT’s “The Youth” as “The Yute” came to me in a dream
after a month of getting screener invites from Netflix, and patiently waiting, the very first literal screener arrived in my inbox for a film that comes out… tomorrow.
October 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
after a month of getting screener invites from Netflix, and patiently waiting, the very first literal screener arrived in my inbox for a film that comes out… tomorrow.
back to my day job after a 5-day break to cover a film festival
October 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
back to my day job after a 5-day break to cover a film festival
he is a member of the press, treat him with respect
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
he is a member of the press, treat him with respect
Finally about to see what everybody’s been crying about tonight.
October 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Finally about to see what everybody’s been crying about tonight.
Few ever did it better in front of a camera.
October 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Few ever did it better in front of a camera.
“What a beautiful harvest moon!!”
October 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
“What a beautiful harvest moon!!”
and at the very least he’s Puerto Rican
October 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
and at the very least he’s Puerto Rican
On a Jonny Greenwood playlist on Spotify and through it just now discovering he’s one of the Weird Sisters, performing those incredibly catchy bangers in Goblet of Fire.
October 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
On a Jonny Greenwood playlist on Spotify and through it just now discovering he’s one of the Weird Sisters, performing those incredibly catchy bangers in Goblet of Fire.
New PTA ranking
September 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
New PTA ranking
in my happy place
September 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
in my happy place
most teens in 2009: normal locker with photos of friends, post it notes, Seventeen magazine cutouts, or nothing at all
me in 2009:
me in 2009:
September 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
most teens in 2009: normal locker with photos of friends, post it notes, Seventeen magazine cutouts, or nothing at all
me in 2009:
me in 2009: