Jakob Kolness
@jakobkolness.bsky.social
Watcher of cinema. Writer of film and fiction. Father to a beautiful dog child. MNFCA member 🎥
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Been mulling over the idea for months to start a podcast specifically covering the Oscars Animated Feature category, with guests and games, but do I want the stress of another large project? It is so easy to just let this be nothing more than a thought 🫠
Full crowd. Constant laughter. Applause when Reiner’s name first came up on the screen. A perfect time at the movies ❤️
February 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Full crowd. Constant laughter. Applause when Reiner’s name first came up on the screen. A perfect time at the movies ❤️
Best way to spend Valentines Day 💘
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Best way to spend Valentines Day 💘
Scream 7 not being screened for critics or press
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February 14, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Scream 7 not being screened for critics or press
The Pitt really the one show out there making you wanna hurl one minute and sob your eyes out the next.
February 13, 2026 at 5:04 AM
The Pitt really the one show out there making you wanna hurl one minute and sob your eyes out the next.
celebratory fresh haircut to start the weekend 💇♂️
February 13, 2026 at 5:01 AM
celebratory fresh haircut to start the weekend 💇♂️
my bf told me he listened to the 28YL soundtrack at work and said I was right about it being great and how it deserved so much better and now he wants to watch the movie bcuz he liked the music so much
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February 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
my bf told me he listened to the 28YL soundtrack at work and said I was right about it being great and how it deserved so much better and now he wants to watch the movie bcuz he liked the music so much
The thing that I hadn’t noticed about Pam Bondi until her testimony today is that she really does sound like Parker Posey in The White Lotus.
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The thing that I hadn’t noticed about Pam Bondi until her testimony today is that she really does sound like Parker Posey in The White Lotus.
Just imagining the entirety of House of Dynamite but they have no idea is just a birthday party balloon.
February 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Just imagining the entirety of House of Dynamite but they have no idea is just a birthday party balloon.
I don’t know if anyone has noticed this but I think our attorney general is a moron!!
February 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I don’t know if anyone has noticed this but I think our attorney general is a moron!!
James Van Der Beek and Bud Cort in the same day. Can we not have a sad Hollywood death every five minutes???
February 11, 2026 at 8:37 PM
James Van Der Beek and Bud Cort in the same day. Can we not have a sad Hollywood death every five minutes???
Rewatching an instant classic tonight boxd.it/d4k2Fb
A review of Ella McCay (2025)
Don’t mind me, just fully unscrewing my head off from my shoulders and gently setting it on the pillow next me for the next 2 hours.
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February 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Rewatching an instant classic tonight boxd.it/d4k2Fb
The worst Halftime Show takes you’ll ever read happening RIGHT NOW on your Facebook feed!
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
The worst Halftime Show takes you’ll ever read happening RIGHT NOW on your Facebook feed!
Everybody in the country singing along to that Backstreet karaoke commercial until they revealed it’s a Crypto ad.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Everybody in the country singing along to that Backstreet karaoke commercial until they revealed it’s a Crypto ad.
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Has Ella McCay been in any Super Bowl ads
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Has Ella McCay been in any Super Bowl ads
CLIFF BOOOOTHHH!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
CLIFF BOOOOTHHH!!!!!
Was so happy to hear a Super Bowl ad using Young Fathers’ 28 Years Later score until I realized it was for OpenAI.
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Was so happy to hear a Super Bowl ad using Young Fathers’ 28 Years Later score until I realized it was for OpenAI.
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
at some point this season, the internet will finally be kind to ogilvie, i just know it. let him into your heart.
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
at some point this season, the internet will finally be kind to ogilvie, i just know it. let him into your heart.
2 films and a season of tv to watch and 7 reviews to write this week
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February 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
2 films and a season of tv to watch and 7 reviews to write this week
Mark Kermode reviews Melania
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February 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
The Nancy Guthrie story has been unimaginable to watch unfold and the family’s video tonight was devastating. All of the comments I’m seeing under the video, specifically on Twitter, are abhorrent. Twitter used to have its percentage of losers and creeps but my lord has that increased since Musk. 🤮
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
The Nancy Guthrie story has been unimaginable to watch unfold and the family’s video tonight was devastating. All of the comments I’m seeing under the video, specifically on Twitter, are abhorrent. Twitter used to have its percentage of losers and creeps but my lord has that increased since Musk. 🤮
Watched #TheMuppetShow revival and a few thoughts:
* it was great
* so thankful to have Rizzo the Rat back
* Matt Vogel finally feels comfortable as Kermit and what a relief
* the sexual chemistry between Kermit and Sabrina Carpenter was off the charts
* too short
* need more
* RIP Maya Rudolph
* it was great
* so thankful to have Rizzo the Rat back
* Matt Vogel finally feels comfortable as Kermit and what a relief
* the sexual chemistry between Kermit and Sabrina Carpenter was off the charts
* too short
* need more
* RIP Maya Rudolph
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February 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Watched #TheMuppetShow revival and a few thoughts:
* it was great
* so thankful to have Rizzo the Rat back
* Matt Vogel finally feels comfortable as Kermit and what a relief
* the sexual chemistry between Kermit and Sabrina Carpenter was off the charts
* too short
* need more
* RIP Maya Rudolph
* it was great
* so thankful to have Rizzo the Rat back
* Matt Vogel finally feels comfortable as Kermit and what a relief
* the sexual chemistry between Kermit and Sabrina Carpenter was off the charts
* too short
* need more
* RIP Maya Rudolph
