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i did it, i made it to bluesky
i am so hydrated that dehydration is scared of me. i have so much creatine, caffeine, and electrolytes in my system that i’m pulling in the moisture from the air.
December 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
screaming bc sony/marvel used LCD soundsystem in the spidey trailer. THE GOAT
December 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
people saying “MP4 haters wouldn’t survive wind waker” as if the triforce quest & 90% of the map being ocean wasn’t bitched about either (signed, a wind waker lover)
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Wii shop Wednesday!
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
hannoush jewelers, that jingle is ASS bro
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
dichen lachman as impa! fucking ms. casey!! sorry link and zelda i will not be able to pay attention when she’s on screen
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
fucking idiot from my hometown
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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excited to hear jd vance show how sincere his Catholicism is by insulting and correcting the Church tomorrow
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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You could just AB test this against the original polar bears, and it's so painfully obvious why one is iconic and that this never could be
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again

The company used even fewer people to make it this year

“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"

(via THR)
November 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
fencesitters be like “I would’ve voted for [X] but they lack the experience” and then vote for the dude whose experience is killing and sexually assaulting people
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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You know in Hypnospace Outlaw when one of the 12-year-old kids makes a website for why he's awesome and another kid in his class sucks? This is just that.
October 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
need to get ahead of this. neither of the spider-man rooms on r/malelivingspace rn are mine. i wish they were, though.
October 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
never have i seen a film series have such interesting concepts of ideas and then whiff it incredibly hard in favor of visuals more often than tron. that shit comes back every 1-2 decades to show it still only knows how to be a light show
October 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
September 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Also worth remembering, as we talk about Free Speech, that the first speakers the current administration targeted were those demanding the freedom and safety of the Palestinian people.
zeteo.com Zeteo @zeteo.com · Sep 18
A judge orders Mahmoud Khalil’s deportation to Syria or Algeria, @premthakker.bsky.social reports. For now, the activist is protected by an earlier order preventing his deportation while his case proceeds, lawyers say.

Read the full story here: zeteo.com/p/immigratio...
September 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Also - I can't believe we let the worst comedians on the planet spend *years* defining Freedom of Speech as a moral obligation to laugh at their bad jokes, and not as a protection against government censorship. You've been crying wolf for a while now gang, and a real wolf just got here! SPEAK UP!
September 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Naked authoritarian fascism. Love and support to the entire team at @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social, who *will* come out the other side of this horrendous abuse of power. Disgusted to see ABC caving to this glaringly illegal and unconstitutional threat from Brendan Carr.
Extraordinarily corrupt. I watched FCC chair Brendan Carr's full interview on Hannity. Carr basically said straight out that coverage of Trump he deems overly hostile can be decreed contrary to the "public interest," and thus grounds for yanking licenses:

newrepublic.com/article/2006...
September 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
15mg and wachowskis’ speed racer
September 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i have loved this poster ever since i was a kid and it’s one of my prized possessions, but i do feel a certain type of way about it when this day rolls around…
September 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
seeing people from my hometown turn full alt-right radical extremist when it hasn’t even been 24 hours since charlie kirk was killed is truly terrifying
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Wii Shop Wednesday
September 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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James Gunn has revealed the next chapter in the Superman Saga

• Titled ‘MAN OF TOMORROW’

• In theaters on July 9, 2027.
September 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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reskeeet for good luck one year.
like for good luck 2 month.
bad luck if you let a giant bomb across your path without click
Extremely super duper important for you to login at giantbomb.com and opt in if you want to keep your account.
September 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
got another poster when we still haven’t hung any wall art up in our new apt
August 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM