Jake Wilson. Probably.
@jakewilson98.bsky.social
"Like the Colour Purple, Macaroni and Cheese" Not relatable. I have a burning hatred of Daz Sampson's 2006 Eurovision Selection, Performance and Existence. Coyne, Trackhouse + Trident fan. #SaintsFC #WhoDat
Decided to Google my mortal enemy's Wikipedia page. Does that look like the player who scores 3 goals in a Championship Playoff Semi-Final?
Because apparently, he can.
(I have held this grudge for nearly two years)
#FM24
Because apparently, he can.
(I have held this grudge for nearly two years)
#FM24
October 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Decided to Google my mortal enemy's Wikipedia page. Does that look like the player who scores 3 goals in a Championship Playoff Semi-Final?
Because apparently, he can.
(I have held this grudge for nearly two years)
#FM24
Because apparently, he can.
(I have held this grudge for nearly two years)
#FM24
There's no saving Portsmouth, Gordon.
September 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
There's no saving Portsmouth, Gordon.
September 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Never before have I been so excited to see a Rimmer for 8 hours.
#WaterlooRoad #YesThatJokeWasIntentional
#WaterlooRoad #YesThatJokeWasIntentional
September 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Never before have I been so excited to see a Rimmer for 8 hours.
#WaterlooRoad #YesThatJokeWasIntentional
#WaterlooRoad #YesThatJokeWasIntentional
Low Stakes Conspiracy: Jason Manford is on the run from Iceland for...something. He used to be an Icelandic singer which explains his attempts to branch out into that. His Waterloo Road role is merely an attempt to hide this in plain sight.
#Eurovision
#Eurovision
July 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Low Stakes Conspiracy: Jason Manford is on the run from Iceland for...something. He used to be an Icelandic singer which explains his attempts to branch out into that. His Waterloo Road role is merely an attempt to hide this in plain sight.
#Eurovision
#Eurovision
Wish the warning wasn't like the Nuclear Three Minute warning, though. That surprised some people.
July 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Wish the warning wasn't like the Nuclear Three Minute warning, though. That surprised some people.
This woman in the centre (red lipstick, looking left) looks so much like Sadie Pickering, it's starting to annoy me. I even went down her Instagram to see if she posted anything about going and couldn't find anything so I doubt it's her.
No, I am not a crackpot. No, I'm not asking her.
#Eurovision
No, I am not a crackpot. No, I'm not asking her.
#Eurovision
July 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This woman in the centre (red lipstick, looking left) looks so much like Sadie Pickering, it's starting to annoy me. I even went down her Instagram to see if she posted anything about going and couldn't find anything so I doubt it's her.
No, I am not a crackpot. No, I'm not asking her.
#Eurovision
No, I am not a crackpot. No, I'm not asking her.
#Eurovision
Watching #Eurovision 2014 (because I'm exciting) and I feel like the guy in Light Blue from Pollapunk looks like Jason Manford mixed with Tony Jameson.
(Yes, I've watched both Semi Finals and am currently watching the Final. Expected to finish about 5am)
(Yes, I've watched both Semi Finals and am currently watching the Final. Expected to finish about 5am)
July 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Watching #Eurovision 2014 (because I'm exciting) and I feel like the guy in Light Blue from Pollapunk looks like Jason Manford mixed with Tony Jameson.
(Yes, I've watched both Semi Finals and am currently watching the Final. Expected to finish about 5am)
(Yes, I've watched both Semi Finals and am currently watching the Final. Expected to finish about 5am)
Very valid point.
July 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Very valid point.
Anthony Costa from Blue, Kym Marsh (which would be fun for other reasons) or Daz Sampson...who existed.
Belarus told him to fuck off twice. When we're dumber than Belarus, we needed a massive rethink.
Belarus told him to fuck off twice. When we're dumber than Belarus, we needed a massive rethink.
June 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Anthony Costa from Blue, Kym Marsh (which would be fun for other reasons) or Daz Sampson...who existed.
Belarus told him to fuck off twice. When we're dumber than Belarus, we needed a massive rethink.
Belarus told him to fuck off twice. When we're dumber than Belarus, we needed a massive rethink.
Have a guess which one of us mentioned how awful Daz Sampson was before it immediately turning up...
#Eurovision #IAmACurseOnTheWorld
#Eurovision #IAmACurseOnTheWorld
June 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Have a guess which one of us mentioned how awful Daz Sampson was before it immediately turning up...
#Eurovision #IAmACurseOnTheWorld
#Eurovision #IAmACurseOnTheWorld
One televote point in exchange for one of the stupidest things to happen in UK #Eurovision History.
June 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
One televote point in exchange for one of the stupidest things to happen in UK #Eurovision History.
I just think she's neat.
June 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I just think she's neat.
May 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I just want somebody to react to my mere existence the same way Erika Vikman reacts to Go-Jo.
May 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I just want somebody to react to my mere existence the same way Erika Vikman reacts to Go-Jo.
I am a curse. Evidence.
April 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I am a curse. Evidence.
"Connoisseur of digital suffering"? Don't think anything's ever summarised me better.
Apart from mentioning a Tinder date. Because I'm not touching that cesspit.
Apart from mentioning a Tinder date. Because I'm not touching that cesspit.
April 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
"Connoisseur of digital suffering"? Don't think anything's ever summarised me better.
Apart from mentioning a Tinder date. Because I'm not touching that cesspit.
Apart from mentioning a Tinder date. Because I'm not touching that cesspit.
Briefly checked the other place and found out that Aspinall is trending. Problem is, I don't know which one.
For reference, we don't know if the third one in this picture ever became an Aspinall.
#WaterlooRoad
For reference, we don't know if the third one in this picture ever became an Aspinall.
#WaterlooRoad
April 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Briefly checked the other place and found out that Aspinall is trending. Problem is, I don't know which one.
For reference, we don't know if the third one in this picture ever became an Aspinall.
#WaterlooRoad
For reference, we don't know if the third one in this picture ever became an Aspinall.
#WaterlooRoad
No cheating, your last saved celeb pic is your therapist
Can I pick which one? For...hopefully obvious reasons.
Can I pick which one? For...hopefully obvious reasons.
April 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
No cheating, your last saved celeb pic is your therapist
Can I pick which one? For...hopefully obvious reasons.
Can I pick which one? For...hopefully obvious reasons.
The show wondering why this scene has been watched 800 times before realising who it is.
I am obliged to do this. Will we see this happen again? Maybe.
#WaterlooRoad
I am obliged to do this. Will we see this happen again? Maybe.
#WaterlooRoad
March 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The show wondering why this scene has been watched 800 times before realising who it is.
I am obliged to do this. Will we see this happen again? Maybe.
#WaterlooRoad
I am obliged to do this. Will we see this happen again? Maybe.
#WaterlooRoad
March 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Me since this:
February 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Me since this:
I'm not saying they know me. But I have a new reaction photo. Found my new favourite currently alive character in the show.
#WaterlooRoad
#WaterlooRoad
February 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm not saying they know me. But I have a new reaction photo. Found my new favourite currently alive character in the show.
#WaterlooRoad
#WaterlooRoad