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"Like the Colour Purple, Macaroni and Cheese" Not relatable. I have a burning hatred of Daz Sampson's 2006 Eurovision Selection, Performance and Existence. Coyne, Trackhouse + Trident fan. #SaintsFC #WhoDat
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"Connoisseur of digital suffering"? Don't think anything's ever summarised me better.

Apart from mentioning a Tinder date. Because I'm not touching that cesspit.
Erm. R26?
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"This show is best when it's killing teenage girls." - The last 45 minutes of a podcast I've been listening to.

The worst part about that? I've been trying to think of an argument against it...and the only one I've got is when a teenage girl confronts the situation around her stillborn child.
October 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Where Dolly Style?
October 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Me after the Road America incident:
October 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I struggle to agree with the Zak Brown argument in this article. My understanding of the Mclaren Management Structure is that he's above Seidl. He should have the power to make decisions.

This looks like the early stages of stringing him along. Alex wouldn't have been there if F1 was a 0% chance.
October 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
So, who wants to remind law-makers of the many people mentioning this exact concern with this type of thing?

Ah, who am I kidding. They couldn't give less of a shit.
Discord publicly states that it doesn't store personal ID documents permanently and that images for age verification are "deleted directly" after it's been confirmed.

The hacker group, however, claims to have 1.5TB of age-verification photos.

insider-gaming.com/discord-hack...
Discord Hackers Claim To Have 1.5TB Of Age Verification Photos
According to a new report, the group that managed to hack Discord claim to have over 1.5TB of user data, including age-verification photos.
insider-gaming.com
October 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Have to admit, "The Water's not going to fix it, Lois" is a fantastic line.

#WaterlooRoad
October 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The amount of shit that's on YouTube Kids concerns me. It feels like a very reactive thing for when something goes wrong rather than a carefully curated group of channels.

YouTube Shorts is not kid-friendly. AI slop is not kid-friendly. AI voices are not kid friendly.
October 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Spreadsheets and maths, you say? Have they considered investing thousands of hours into a spreadsheet with fancier graphics named Football Manager?

And this year, it has even fancier graphics than usual.
I think adults have ruined Pokemon.

Turning a game meant for children in a mess of spread sheets and math
October 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I hate this format so much and 99.9999999% of the time, I hate moves like that.

But I may have enjoyed it. It didn't work. But I can't say I hated it. Especially when it's on the #11.

#NASCAR
October 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
A Skate has decided to turn up in the #SaintsFC #WSL2 game chat and mock us...despite winning.

Their game? Lost 4-1. They have some odd people over there.
October 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Decided to Google my mortal enemy's Wikipedia page. Does that look like the player who scores 3 goals in a Championship Playoff Semi-Final?

Because apparently, he can.

(I have held this grudge for nearly two years)

#FM24
October 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I know it's a TV show and part of it, they want to show young actors. But, with Hope wanting to share so much of herself and her being so identifiable by all of name, location and face.

There's a lot that could have been explored involving that rather than killing her off.

#WaterlooRoad
September 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Oh they're doing two episodes per week on TV rather than what I'd thought with 1 and then the next. So this week is Episode 3 instead of Episode 2. Damn.

#WaterlooRoad
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Erm. What?
DISNEY HAS ANNOUNCED A SECOND SIMPSONS MOVIE IS CONING IN JULY 23RD 2027!!!!
September 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Eugh. Finding out some reasonably interesting news and looking for a source for it...only to find it's The S*n.

#WaterlooRoad
a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up sign .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up sign .
media.tenor.com
September 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
There's no saving Portsmouth, Gordon.
September 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Damn. I did not notice Jon Richardson doing coke in the early parts of episode 1.

#WaterlooRoad
September 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yes! Shea Charles!

#SOULIV #SaintsFC
September 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Alex McCarthy. Please.

#SaintsFC #LIVSOU
September 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Me when they don't bring up a character that's been dead for about 15-17 years in Series 17 for no particular reason:

#WaterlooRoad
a cartoon character with an angry look on his face and the words freetopsticker below him
ALT: a cartoon character with an angry look on his face and the words freetopsticker below him
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me when Jack Rimmer says care in the Jack Rimmer way:

#WaterlooRoad
a cartoon character is sitting on a purple couch with his mouth open
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a purple couch with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"If you don't do well, it's not set in stone."

Yeah. Because I wouldn't imagine a fire, cheating scandal, death or anything else making the mocks something to fall back on...oh. It's this show.

#WaterlooRoad
September 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Or alternatively, two people with opposing but reasonable conclusions.

E.g. The discussion between Joe/Mike about Schuey. Both come from very reasonable angles. I wish the show was more of that. Yes, tensions arise from it but it feels real.

#WaterlooRoad
If I ever wanted a peaceful hour of television, I'd genuinely just want them to do Version A every single time.

"Should we do Version A? It's by the book but might make me look a bit bad? Or Version B? Where we cover up and make it look as questionable as possible?"

#WaterlooRoad
September 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Changed this opinion about halfway through Episode 4.

Why the fuck does that school let anybody in? Forget #WaterlooRoad. It's Murphy's Law in there.
Portia mentioning a grievance people have had with this show for 19 years.

"Why does this school let everyone in?"

#WaterlooRoad
September 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM