“Put the LEDs on a dimmer switch.”

At this rate the poor dudes in the 101st testing every gizmo the Army throws at them are going to look like the SOMA monsters in five years

“We’re leaving.”

Oh, crap. I shouldn’t have drawn nude breasts on the pedophile birthday card. Oh, crap. I shouldn’t have signed my name as pubic hair. Oh, crap. I certainly shouldn’t have told the pedophile that I hope every day is another wonderful secret.

Here’s just the things I could fit on my phone screen. “But she doesn’t like Israel” yeah no shit, I wonder why.

I like to compare photos of pretend soldier Markwayne (a name even my iPhone hates) with actual US Army veteran Jason Crow in the chamber on J6, taking leadership to assist his colleagues and to make sure everyone got out safely before him. Including Markwayne “Delta Force” Mullin.

There’s got to be a direct correlation between how bad a formerly good show is getting and how frequently Reddit discussions about it look like this:

I didn’t think they were gonna do Chris Cornell but then BAM third encore!

Waiting on a good post