jacob
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listen, I'm just as dumb and confused as you are
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“the scorpion wouldn’t sting me again,” thought the frog
Some Democrats are looking to cosy up to Musk:
Ro Khanna: “We should ultimately be trying to convince him that the Democratic Party has more of the values that he agrees with.”
Ritchie Torres: “I'm a believer in redemption, and he is telling the truth about the legislation.”
Ro Khanna: “We should ultimately be trying to convince him that the Democratic Party has more of the values that he agrees with.”
Ritchie Torres: “I'm a believer in redemption, and he is telling the truth about the legislation.”
June 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“the scorpion wouldn’t sting me again,” thought the frog
embracing slow living by watching TikTok at 1x speed
April 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
embracing slow living by watching TikTok at 1x speed
ben stiller at the been stellar show hell yeah
Saw Been Stellar tonight. They were. Stellar. And have Been.
- Ben
- Ben
March 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
ben stiller at the been stellar show hell yeah
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watching the half-life 2 "RTX remix" demo for their nvidia 5000 cards and personally i don't think it's smart to drop two grand on this
March 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
watching the half-life 2 "RTX remix" demo for their nvidia 5000 cards and personally i don't think it's smart to drop two grand on this
okay gang i'm updating my email signature to say
"I eagerly await your response. Yearn for it, even.
-Jacob"
"I eagerly await your response. Yearn for it, even.
-Jacob"
March 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
okay gang i'm updating my email signature to say
"I eagerly await your response. Yearn for it, even.
-Jacob"
"I eagerly await your response. Yearn for it, even.
-Jacob"
favorite part of the workday is when i spend 20 minutes in the office bathroom doing nothing
March 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
favorite part of the workday is when i spend 20 minutes in the office bathroom doing nothing
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hell yeah what a precursor
February 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
hell yeah what a precursor
be honest babe, are you gonna judge me if i order spaghetti at olive garden? i just really like it
February 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
be honest babe, are you gonna judge me if i order spaghetti at olive garden? i just really like it
dumb idiot doesn't even know that bird isn't real
February 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
dumb idiot doesn't even know that bird isn't real
listening i know that this is a show flyer but it's also such a crazy burn to say "have a nice life with crippling alcoholism" and then put a dancing jester
February 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
listening i know that this is a show flyer but it's also such a crazy burn to say "have a nice life with crippling alcoholism" and then put a dancing jester
the vocals of alt-j sound like adam sandler doing a baby voice
February 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the vocals of alt-j sound like adam sandler doing a baby voice
dimentia but i just forget the media that i consumed so i can watch it for the first time again
February 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
dimentia but i just forget the media that i consumed so i can watch it for the first time again
just found out about hot tub boats and now i wanna get lost at sea in one
February 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
just found out about hot tub boats and now i wanna get lost at sea in one
found a badass amulet in a presumably cursed tomb. seemed like it was just begging me to take it
before you say anything about me being "enthralled by the amulet" just know that i'm fully in control of my own actions and i WANTED to stay up the last three nights staring at it in awe of its beauty
before you say anything about me being "enthralled by the amulet" just know that i'm fully in control of my own actions and i WANTED to stay up the last three nights staring at it in awe of its beauty
February 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
found a badass amulet in a presumably cursed tomb. seemed like it was just begging me to take it
before you say anything about me being "enthralled by the amulet" just know that i'm fully in control of my own actions and i WANTED to stay up the last three nights staring at it in awe of its beauty
before you say anything about me being "enthralled by the amulet" just know that i'm fully in control of my own actions and i WANTED to stay up the last three nights staring at it in awe of its beauty
why did you put my precious project document in that cramped .zip file? that can't be comfortable for it
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
why did you put my precious project document in that cramped .zip file? that can't be comfortable for it
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Look the price of freedom is that airplanes crash more. If you don't like it move to china
February 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Look the price of freedom is that airplanes crash more. If you don't like it move to china
unfortunately i have too many flashbacks to middle school when my mom would only buy me bootcut or flare jeans to ever wear the kendrick halftime show jeans
February 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
unfortunately i have too many flashbacks to middle school when my mom would only buy me bootcut or flare jeans to ever wear the kendrick halftime show jeans
it's just me and the office supplies that i put googly eyes on against the world
February 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
it's just me and the office supplies that i put googly eyes on against the world
what the hell is beyond the bed and the bath? i'd rather not know, thank you
February 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
what the hell is beyond the bed and the bath? i'd rather not know, thank you
getting my shit absolutely rocked in an alleyway because i mentioned that denim beans would be called jeans
February 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
getting my shit absolutely rocked in an alleyway because i mentioned that denim beans would be called jeans
i should be whittling little figurines in my rocking chair by the fire not calling the post office and asking if they're taking passport application walk-ins
February 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i should be whittling little figurines in my rocking chair by the fire not calling the post office and asking if they're taking passport application walk-ins
call me Icarus the way I care about us
February 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
call me Icarus the way I care about us
god gives the tastiest and saltiest meals to his warriors with the most painful canker sores
February 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
god gives the tastiest and saltiest meals to his warriors with the most painful canker sores
every single news article now has this energy because everything is so fucked
February 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
every single news article now has this energy because everything is so fucked
hell yeah they are
February 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
hell yeah they are