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short king, skinny legend. RIP @JakeTheSnakeYuh
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I’m now a spreadsheet guy (at least attempting to be) so here’s my 2025 match/fight guide. I don’t like rating matches with numbers/stars so you get one word descriptors as ratings

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
2025 Match/Fight Spreadsheet- Jake's Version
docs.google.com
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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a foundational belief of the modern right is that there is no such thing as organic disagreement with their policies, it’s all directed from the top down

they just can’t conceive that ordinary people find them horrifying
Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."
October 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Our Heroes get back to breakfast with the Jack in the Box Sourdough Scrambler. Does this all day brekkie hold its weight or does Jack make us look like clowns again?
New 100% Eat is out now.
October 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Despite being delayed a week and a day AND having to fix the audio in post hours later, I think Gavin and I have made our best episode yet. Full episode linked below
August 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It's been a minute, but Unconventional Offense is back ! I brought in the homie Adriana to talk about a weekend filled to the brim with wrestling! AEW All In Texas, WWE Evolution, even a tad of Sareee-ISM along with some other tid bits here and there. Tap in!

open.spotify.com/episode/6Y6W...
July 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
New movie pod is up! Posting preview clips cuz we’re bougie now.

This week we talk Sleepaway Camp! Insane dialogue, loud screaming, lots of bullying, and a polarizing ending send the boys through quite a ride. Link below!
July 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
July 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
That show was long as fuck and a lot of it wasn’t good, but shout out to Mortos, Bandido, Aminata, and Thekla for making the night not a total bust.
June 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
GOD COMBO
June 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
4 hours AND an overrun? Literally how
June 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Swirly!
June 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You expect me to believe Adam Cole and Konosuke Takeshita are on the same level? Like at all? Really?
June 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Kyle and Roddy should be singles stars and Adam cole should be chilling at home, I’m sorry
June 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hechicero is wide
June 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Goddamn these two are beating the fuck out of each other
June 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Holy shit
June 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Fucking elite melodrama! Fuck off!
June 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It took 3 hours and 20 minutes but there was finally a good match on this 4 hour show
June 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Indiana Pacers
June 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
MOTHER EFFIN BOMB
June 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
DEJA VU TRES
June 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Why the fuck are these jabrons with Bandido
June 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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June 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Shoutout to Summer Rae!!
June 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m enjoying an angle where ricochet big leagues jabronis, never thought I’d see the day, this rules
June 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM