jake
@jakethesnake.bsky.social
For the smartest guy in the world, you’re really dumb sometimes.
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let's get a higher res version of this floating around
August 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
let's get a higher res version of this floating around
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Jennings: Having someone like Dean Cain out touting it—It's going to help them recruit.
Lathan: It’s not 1995. No cares what Dean Cain thinks.
Lathan: It’s not 1995. No cares what Dean Cain thinks.
August 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Jennings: Having someone like Dean Cain out touting it—It's going to help them recruit.
Lathan: It’s not 1995. No cares what Dean Cain thinks.
Lathan: It’s not 1995. No cares what Dean Cain thinks.
If someone can tell me where I get not only free drugs but get paid to take them off the pharmacy’s hand can someone let me know?
August 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If someone can tell me where I get not only free drugs but get paid to take them off the pharmacy’s hand can someone let me know?
At this point in think it’s safe to say Mike Johnson can’t read
Mike Johnson says he hasn't seen the Wall Street Journal report about Trump's letter to Epstein, so he can't comment on it 🙃
July 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
At this point in think it’s safe to say Mike Johnson can’t read
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I encourage everyone to consider attending one of the many demonstrations planned for tomorrow across the country.
Show up. Demand accountability. Peacefully protest.
Find the rally closest to you: NoKings.org
Show up. Demand accountability. Peacefully protest.
Find the rally closest to you: NoKings.org
June 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I encourage everyone to consider attending one of the many demonstrations planned for tomorrow across the country.
Show up. Demand accountability. Peacefully protest.
Find the rally closest to you: NoKings.org
Show up. Demand accountability. Peacefully protest.
Find the rally closest to you: NoKings.org
This is the most work most of these GOP ghouls have put into straightening their spines in a long time.
March 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This is the most work most of these GOP ghouls have put into straightening their spines in a long time.
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huh, i wonder what this is about www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump administration disbands taskforce targeting Russian oligarchs
US attorney general issues memo to break up effort started after 2022 Ukraine invasion to target those close to Kremlin
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
huh, i wonder what this is about www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Iowa K Drew Stevens: "I black out, I have no idea. I don't know how I got here, I don't know how I got there. All instinct"
November 30, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Iowa K Drew Stevens: "I black out, I have no idea. I don't know how I got here, I don't know how I got there. All instinct"
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Tasman Road, Figure 2, by Thomas J Price, 2008
November 16, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Tasman Road, Figure 2, by Thomas J Price, 2008
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Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 14, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.
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Graphic design is my passion
November 14, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Graphic design is my passion
Everyday I feel more like Ralph Wiggum.
a cartoon character is sitting on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger "
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger "
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Everyday I feel more like Ralph Wiggum.
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Going to reiterate that everyone on this website should run for something. Tree warden, Senator, horse catcher, whatever. The Democratic Party is currently screaming at each other about precisely how much more racist and transphobic they should get. Sneak past them, primary an old guy, take control.
November 10, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Going to reiterate that everyone on this website should run for something. Tree warden, Senator, horse catcher, whatever. The Democratic Party is currently screaming at each other about precisely how much more racist and transphobic they should get. Sneak past them, primary an old guy, take control.
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I just checked and this is accurate. We actually know the name of the guy who told Kamala Harris to stop saying “we’re not going back” and calling Republicans weird.
It won’t surprise you to learn he’s a 71-year-old white guy who worked on Hillary Clinton’s campaigns.
It won’t surprise you to learn he’s a 71-year-old white guy who worked on Hillary Clinton’s campaigns.
November 7, 2024 at 6:24 AM
I just checked and this is accurate. We actually know the name of the guy who told Kamala Harris to stop saying “we’re not going back” and calling Republicans weird.
It won’t surprise you to learn he’s a 71-year-old white guy who worked on Hillary Clinton’s campaigns.
It won’t surprise you to learn he’s a 71-year-old white guy who worked on Hillary Clinton’s campaigns.
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every pundit will try to lecture to u about what the country chose
but u know rejecting fascism and bigotry is always the right choice
but u know rejecting fascism and bigotry is always the right choice
November 6, 2024 at 11:06 PM
every pundit will try to lecture to u about what the country chose
but u know rejecting fascism and bigotry is always the right choice
but u know rejecting fascism and bigotry is always the right choice
We’ve seen this before, hate has no home here. Understand that a vote for Trump is a vote for racism, fascism, and hatred.
October 28, 2024 at 12:07 AM
We’ve seen this before, hate has no home here. Understand that a vote for Trump is a vote for racism, fascism, and hatred.
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Myself and 180 of my @latimes.com colleagues signed this open letter to our owner and executive editor on the circumstances surrounding our owner's decision to override the Editorial Board and not endorse in the presidential election latguild.com/news/2024/10...
Open letter from L.A. Times staff — L.A. Times Guild - Los Angeles Times Guild
Our ethics policy clearly states: “Credibility, a news organization’s most precious asset, is arduously acquired and easily squandered. It can be maintained only if each of us accepts responsibility f...
latguild.com
October 25, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Myself and 180 of my @latimes.com colleagues signed this open letter to our owner and executive editor on the circumstances surrounding our owner's decision to override the Editorial Board and not endorse in the presidential election latguild.com/news/2024/10...
Rules for us are not rules for spoiled idiots with daddy’s money.
I'm not a fancy lawyer but paying voters cash seems kinda ... crime-y?
October 10, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Rules for us are not rules for spoiled idiots with daddy’s money.
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Me, checking the "For you" tab on X dot com
October 8, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Me, checking the "For you" tab on X dot com
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If you had any doubt about the merits of Cards Against Humanity’s claim, check out the aerial photos. sherwood.news/power/elon-m...
Before and after: Aerial photos show what being Elon Musk's neighbor can do to your land
Cards Against Humanity, which owns land in Texas, is suing the space billionaire to “un-fuck” its property and reputation, to the tune of $15...
sherwood.news
September 26, 2024 at 5:34 PM
If you had any doubt about the merits of Cards Against Humanity’s claim, check out the aerial photos. sherwood.news/power/elon-m...
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Two months ago Greg Abbott pardoned a murderer who texted a friend "I might go to Dallas to shoot looters" then drove into a BLM protest in Austin and killed a protester. The universal response from conservatives to the pardon was "Yeah! Woo-hoo!"
Now they say liberals should turn down the rhetoric
Now they say liberals should turn down the rhetoric
July 14, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Two months ago Greg Abbott pardoned a murderer who texted a friend "I might go to Dallas to shoot looters" then drove into a BLM protest in Austin and killed a protester. The universal response from conservatives to the pardon was "Yeah! Woo-hoo!"
Now they say liberals should turn down the rhetoric
Now they say liberals should turn down the rhetoric