Jake the Quick
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Jake the Quick
@jakethequick.bsky.social
He/Him

I’ll never forget what he said to me “Anyways, that’s a 7 from the Bavarian Judge. Fetch me a weenie, Press-Boy.” I did, he ate it through his nose.
October 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Always a solid choice. Especially according the The Chart.
June 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I was a Jehovah’s Witness as a kid so wasn’t allowed to play D&D. This was what I cut my teeth on.
May 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is Sciel erasure.
April 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Gotta go with The Baroness from GI Joe. Young me didn’t understand why she made me feel things, but she definitely did.
April 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I realize memes are what they are, but I feel like this sums it up pretty well.
April 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
That one is good, rivals this one for my favorite
July 5, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Me and my cat, when he was just a little guy
June 20, 2023 at 1:31 AM