Jake the Quick
@jakethequick.bsky.social
He/Him
I’ll never forget what he said to me “Anyways, that’s a 7 from the Bavarian Judge. Fetch me a weenie, Press-Boy.” I did, he ate it through his nose.
I’ll never forget what he said to me “Anyways, that’s a 7 from the Bavarian Judge. Fetch me a weenie, Press-Boy.” I did, he ate it through his nose.
Everyone need to stop speculating that Trump has died.
He has been installed on The Golden Throne, where his Glory and Might will keep The Astronomicon lit, allowing semi-safe travel through The Warp.
We must sacrifice 1000 Big Macs a day to insure it is always thus.
He has been installed on The Golden Throne, where his Glory and Might will keep The Astronomicon lit, allowing semi-safe travel through The Warp.
We must sacrifice 1000 Big Macs a day to insure it is always thus.
August 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Everyone need to stop speculating that Trump has died.
He has been installed on The Golden Throne, where his Glory and Might will keep The Astronomicon lit, allowing semi-safe travel through The Warp.
We must sacrifice 1000 Big Macs a day to insure it is always thus.
He has been installed on The Golden Throne, where his Glory and Might will keep The Astronomicon lit, allowing semi-safe travel through The Warp.
We must sacrifice 1000 Big Macs a day to insure it is always thus.
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
June 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
So, since the new pope is American, the new Popemobile is going to be a monster truck, right?
May 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
So, since the new pope is American, the new Popemobile is going to be a monster truck, right?
Francis is going to diversify the Church’s outreach by starting a fast food franchise.
When the Restaurant Unification Crusade ends all fast food joints will be Church-N-Munch. Salvation and a tasty burger. All at a reasonable price.
And they shall anoint him Megapope.
When the Restaurant Unification Crusade ends all fast food joints will be Church-N-Munch. Salvation and a tasty burger. All at a reasonable price.
And they shall anoint him Megapope.
Pope Francis is recovering well from pneumonia and a “new stage” in his pontificate is opening, two of his closest advisers say.
Pope Francis advisers say he’ll recover from pneumonia and a ‘new stage’ is opening for him
The Vatican press office reported Friday that Francis’ overall condition remained stable, with slight improvements as he continues respiratory and physical physiotherapy.
nbcnews.to
March 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Francis is going to diversify the Church’s outreach by starting a fast food franchise.
When the Restaurant Unification Crusade ends all fast food joints will be Church-N-Munch. Salvation and a tasty burger. All at a reasonable price.
And they shall anoint him Megapope.
When the Restaurant Unification Crusade ends all fast food joints will be Church-N-Munch. Salvation and a tasty burger. All at a reasonable price.
And they shall anoint him Megapope.
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My cousin’s dog needs some surgery. Don’t have a lot of reach here, but who knows what could happen.
My cousin’s dog needs some surgery. Don’t have a lot of reach here, but who knows what could happen.
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March 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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My cousin’s dog needs some surgery. Don’t have a lot of reach here, but who knows what could happen.
My cousin’s dog needs some surgery. Don’t have a lot of reach here, but who knows what could happen.
On top of everything else, my dog just passed. So, yeah.
February 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
On top of everything else, my dog just passed. So, yeah.
So @jamesgunn.bsky.social what’s next? Finding a way to get me all misty over The Haunted Tank?
Also, I might lose it if The Haunted Tank shows up.
Also, I might lose it if The Haunted Tank shows up.
December 12, 2024 at 8:28 PM
So @jamesgunn.bsky.social what’s next? Finding a way to get me all misty over The Haunted Tank?
Also, I might lose it if The Haunted Tank shows up.
Also, I might lose it if The Haunted Tank shows up.
Yay for post surgery drugs!
June 24, 2023 at 6:24 AM
Yay for post surgery drugs!
Me and my cat, when he was just a little guy
June 20, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Me and my cat, when he was just a little guy
So far, after a couple hours here, the hard part is figuring out which comics folk I followed from the other joint are all ready here.
June 13, 2023 at 12:59 AM
So far, after a couple hours here, the hard part is figuring out which comics folk I followed from the other joint are all ready here.