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watch out, i've read a book
shout out to the obviously zonked guy with beet-red eyes on this flight between denver and seattle, you are absolutely on the right flight
September 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Adobe Acrobat popup that says "this appears to be a long document, would you like an AI summary?" and, folks,

The document is 6 pages long.

End times, decline of humanity, et cetera, and so on
August 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
the biggest way I've changed in the past year is probably my ability to spell afidavitt

affedavit

affidavet

affiddavit

afeedaveet

look at all the ways I can spell it!
February 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I can't believe they banned Marvel Snap
January 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Happy new year, you filthy animals
January 1, 2025 at 9:04 AM
People are always saying Nosferatu this, Nosferatu that

When will we start saying Yesferatu
December 28, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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We made a game! It's got things to say! And then it says them! God, bless!

It's called "Lore & Order". Isn't that good? I think so.

Play it here, if you're hankering some serious conservative brainrot on this lovely Monday evening. It's not mine tho.
scriptfinch.itch.io/loreandorder

#VeloxTurbo2
Lore & Order by Michael Smith, jakeshep, teletuu, olivia/lunamakaio, CD-RR0M 💿
Do the law. Be the law. It's cool, actually.
scriptfinch.itch.io
December 17, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Our lil jam team is chugging along, I thought I'd share one of the five jurors you'll meet in our game — he's utterly charming, ostensibly neutral, and a loyal servant to facts and logic. 😌

Shoutout to @jakeshepherd.bsky.social for the blurb and @teletuu.bsky.social for the sketch!

#VeloxTurbo2
December 14, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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First 17 hours of Velox went exactly as smoothly as the first day of a four-day game jam should go. Fear not, these are not even spoilers 😌

#VeloxTurbo2
December 13, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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Proud to announce I'll be working with fellow Velox Turbo veterans @lunamakaio.bsky.social , @rombuffer.bsky.social , and @teletuu.bsky.social (and also @jakeshepherd.bsky.social hi jake) on something extra spicy and extremely not political since I never do that kind of thing : )
#VeloxTurbo2
Lol i got caught late in a meeting so you will get a 15 min extra deadline

UR THEME IS "EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"

#VeloxTurbo2
December 13, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Our long national nightmare of "jake is on plane" is almost over
December 2, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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Hi! I'm Michael Smith, and I like to write interactive fiction. Choices and nodes and stuff! 😌

I recently revamped a jam game that I'm very proud of:
It's called "Carcinogen".

Play it in your browser here:
scriptfinch.itch.io/carcinogen
November 22, 2024 at 6:57 PM
rapspionage
May 5, 2024 at 10:18 PM
The golden rule: Dune 2 others as you would have them Dune 2 you
March 10, 2024 at 2:25 AM
ask not what your country can dune 2 you, but rather what you can dune 2 your country
March 4, 2024 at 8:09 PM
It took the groupchat .02 seconds to cast this
It's time to plant the thumpers
It's time to rule the spice
It's time-- long live the fighters!
On the Muppet Show tonight
January 31, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Call me the mailman cause I'm about to deliver some post
January 24, 2024 at 10:40 PM