Just dropping in to say that things may seem bleak and that's bc they are. Very bleak.

My three week old was not super impressed with the new Pope today (mainly bc he had just shit his pants)

Trans people deserve rights. The First Amendment is important and should be protected at all costs. Social Security should never be touched. Immigrants are the heartbeat of this country. We need to fight at all costs against falling into an oligarchy. Free Mahmoud Khalil

I've considered being more engaged on this site since I deleted Twitter but I just cannot engage in any discourse about Trump for fear of my mental health.

I won't be posting much if at all. Just want to say I hope you all stay safe and healthy and hope to see you on the other side

Juan Soto is a New York Met. I still cannot believe it.

I'm Jake and I'll never amount to anything because I'm just plain unlikable.

Got to direct a really funny bit starring Stephen Colbert, John Krasinski, & Chris Evans on last night's Late Show. Enjoy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKc...

How I feel about everything lately.

I, too, am 38 years old

Have a really fun piece tonight on the Late Show. It's, dare I say, sexy.

This place has some really fun early Twitter vibes and I'm really digging it.

Why do we call them skeets? I know I’ll have to explain this to my mother eventually…

My feeling for the entirety of the past week.

Hi Blue Sky!