Jake Mattera
@jakemattera.bsky.social
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Wow, Philly really takes its toll.
February 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Wow, Philly really takes its toll.
So pumped that baristas get to write on cups again!
February 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
So pumped that baristas get to write on cups again!
More people said ‘Go Birds’ to me today than ‘Merry Christmas’ all December—so yeah, I can overlook the irony of Eagles fans literally standing in a dumpster. #GoBirds
February 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
More people said ‘Go Birds’ to me today than ‘Merry Christmas’ all December—so yeah, I can overlook the irony of Eagles fans literally standing in a dumpster. #GoBirds
About to hit Post on my next joke like…
January 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
About to hit Post on my next joke like…
Ann Arbor! Come see me live Feb 20-22—aka Mistress Valentine’s Day weekend. Bring a date, your side piece, or just yourself (no judgment). I don’t know anyone in the area, so please spread the word!
January 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Ann Arbor! Come see me live Feb 20-22—aka Mistress Valentine’s Day weekend. Bring a date, your side piece, or just yourself (no judgment). I don’t know anyone in the area, so please spread the word!
Travel tip: Can’t afford a hotel? Grab a furry costume and call animal control. Free stay and who knows, you might even get adopted.
January 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Travel tip: Can’t afford a hotel? Grab a furry costume and call animal control. Free stay and who knows, you might even get adopted.
Coming this Spring to CBS…
December 30, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Coming this Spring to CBS…
I used FB marketplace to buy Christmas decorations from Kensington…
December 19, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I used FB marketplace to buy Christmas decorations from Kensington…