Jake Mattera
@jakemattera.bsky.social
‘A Soft One’ Available Everywhere | Lil Stinkers
Rawdogged the world with no glasses today — just me, my blurry vision, and a city full of people who clearly didn’t sign the Impractical Jokers release forms.
April 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Rawdogged the world with no glasses today — just me, my blurry vision, and a city full of people who clearly didn’t sign the Impractical Jokers release forms.
Wow, Philly really takes its toll.
February 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Wow, Philly really takes its toll.
So pumped that baristas get to write on cups again!
February 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
So pumped that baristas get to write on cups again!
More people said ‘Go Birds’ to me today than ‘Merry Christmas’ all December—so yeah, I can overlook the irony of Eagles fans literally standing in a dumpster. #GoBirds
February 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
More people said ‘Go Birds’ to me today than ‘Merry Christmas’ all December—so yeah, I can overlook the irony of Eagles fans literally standing in a dumpster. #GoBirds
About to hit Post on my next joke like…
January 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
About to hit Post on my next joke like…
Ann Arbor! Come see me live Feb 20-22—aka Mistress Valentine’s Day weekend. Bring a date, your side piece, or just yourself (no judgment). I don’t know anyone in the area, so please spread the word!
January 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Ann Arbor! Come see me live Feb 20-22—aka Mistress Valentine’s Day weekend. Bring a date, your side piece, or just yourself (no judgment). I don’t know anyone in the area, so please spread the word!
Travel tip: Can’t afford a hotel? Grab a furry costume and call animal control. Free stay and who knows, you might even get adopted.
January 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Travel tip: Can’t afford a hotel? Grab a furry costume and call animal control. Free stay and who knows, you might even get adopted.
If Wawa could bring back anything, my top three picks would be:
1. Hot roast beef sandwiches,
2. Homestyle chicken noodle soup,
and 3) My Pop-Pop.
He wasn’t on the menu, but man, I miss him.
1. Hot roast beef sandwiches,
2. Homestyle chicken noodle soup,
and 3) My Pop-Pop.
He wasn’t on the menu, but man, I miss him.
January 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If Wawa could bring back anything, my top three picks would be:
1. Hot roast beef sandwiches,
2. Homestyle chicken noodle soup,
and 3) My Pop-Pop.
He wasn’t on the menu, but man, I miss him.
1. Hot roast beef sandwiches,
2. Homestyle chicken noodle soup,
and 3) My Pop-Pop.
He wasn’t on the menu, but man, I miss him.
When I buy my wife the wrong necklace but she acts excited in front of the kids
Hillary Clinton receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
January 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
When I buy my wife the wrong necklace but she acts excited in front of the kids
Coming this Spring to CBS…
December 30, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Coming this Spring to CBS…
It’s Nog-O’Clock somewhere!
December 24, 2024 at 11:35 PM
It’s Nog-O’Clock somewhere!
Well it happened. The township has shut down my RealDoll nativity scene.
December 21, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Well it happened. The township has shut down my RealDoll nativity scene.
I’m not the ‘Good morning, beautiful’ type—unless you’re selling a guitar I can’t afford. Then I’m in your DMs like, ‘She’s stunning. No offers, just vibes.’
December 19, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I’m not the ‘Good morning, beautiful’ type—unless you’re selling a guitar I can’t afford. Then I’m in your DMs like, ‘She’s stunning. No offers, just vibes.’
I used FB marketplace to buy Christmas decorations from Kensington…
December 19, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I used FB marketplace to buy Christmas decorations from Kensington…
Man I miss all those political campaign commercials…
November 18, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Man I miss all those political campaign commercials…